Alaska Woman Kicked by Moose in City Park

Fox News ^ | March 08, 2011

[thackney]

I wouldn’t want to get close enough to a moose to pet it unless there was a good tall fence between us.

That was the method I used.

[BipolarBob]

Who Goosed the Moose by Antlers-in-the-Tree

[Daffynition]

[Species8472]

Moose Curry

1ea. 4-5 pound moose roast
1/2 lb Bacon.
4 large onions
2 carrots.
1 can curry powder.
1 bottle of cheap red wine.

Cut the bacon into small pieces and fry in a large dutch oven, Cut the moose roast into bite sized chunks and brown in the bacon fat.
Add the sliced onions and carrots and cook until soft.
Pour in the red wine to just cover the meat and veggie mixture. Save whats left to top off the pot during cooking.
(Do not under any circumstances drink cheap wine!)
Add the curry powder till the stuff is the color of dirty boy scout shorts.
Cover the dutch oven and place it on the top of the wood stove for 4 - 5 hours. Top off when necessary.

Serve with rice.

[Responsibility2nd]

I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a moose with some pancakes on his head.

[Daffynition]

The moose then took her car keys and drove off with her truck.

[GonzoGOP]

Møøse are aggressive, vicious animals and should be given a wide berth.
Especially when they have been drinking. Of course I wouldn't want to try and fit a møøse into a narrow berth.

[Responsibility2nd]

Did you say cheese?

 

 

[Daffynition]

Advanced moose moods......

[tflabo]

Attaboy---he know like da phoney liberals either..

[Sopater]

Works for me...

[IYAS9YAS]

I wouldn’t want to get close enough to a moose to pet it unless there was a good tall fence between us.

One of the tidbits of sage advice my grandfather instilled in me at a young age was "Never pet the big animals while reaching between the fence rails." Of course, this sage advice came about two seconds too late as one of his soon-to-be-my-dinner steers squished my little hand between it's thick skull and the fence board.

[thackney]

By the way, a mooses nose feels like jelly covered in velvet, in case you were wondering.

[JRios1968]

MY beber is totally stuned.

[Know et al]

Watch out for moose limbs.

[AFreeBird]

Reading the title of this thread, I wasn’t sure I wanted to know what a woman’s “City Park” was. I have my suspicions of course...

Glad to see they clarified in the article body.

According to Sarah: Real Women Hunt Moose. :-)

[paulycy]

[ANGGAPO]

I had a friend that had his SUV totaled by a pissed Moose. Butted it head on going as fast as it could go. Moose walked away shaking it's head.

[dmz]

Why would you cook with wine you wouldn’t want to drink?

Rule #1: If it ain’t worth drinking, it ain’t worth cooking with.

[redhead]

re the fence in the picture: Sure wish I had something like that to keep the darned things out of my yard. They are DESTROYING my baby trees. (sounds of hair being pulled out...)