Penis enlarger case in small-claims court

The Chronicle Herald Canada ^ | 1/8/11 | CP

[domeika]

GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages.

He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months.

The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe.

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[luvbach1]

Well, I am trying to make mine smaller. Any of you ladies have any advice for me on that? :-)

Take a cold shower.

[LouAvul]

Probably a faggot since they have no sense of propriety to begin with.

[Slings and Arrows]

His case lacks hard evidence.

[MissTed]

500 hours of use. - Continuous?

[the lastbestlady]

You have age on your side!! The longer you live...the worse it gets! (I know these things...)

[pfflier]

Yeah, dismissed on insufficient evidence.

[llevrok]

5oo times? That stretches beyond belief.

[Deaf Smith]

"two-stroke motor...:

Came with the Wankel engine.

[golux]

Well, let me be the first one to say that this dude has BRASS BALLS to bring such a claim to court and publicity.

I hope he wins, and then sues for mental distress!

Vive Granby, Vive La Poutine au McDonald’s de Granby, Vive les Bedards, Vive Les Cantons de L’Est, Vive Les ‘Tites Quequettes!

[Eaker]

Probably a faggot since they have no sense of propriety to begin with.

Ping for your expertise.

[SunkenCiv]

[’Civ sees the headline]

LOL!!!

[TheOldLady]

About all I could do is toss ice water in your lap.

[TheOldLady]

The ultimate humiliation. A totally hung jury. But then they wouldn’t be his peers, would they.

[TheOldLady]

I’ve done enough damage to my reputation on this thread already.

[SonofReagan]

Oh come on, you can think of more than that! :-)

[TheOldLady]

:-p

[JouleZ]

Well, I am trying to make mine smaller.

Any of you ladies have any advice for me on that? :-)

Take a cold shower.

Meet my SIL's Mother. That should do it.

[Slings and Arrows]

‘Twas for a good cause.

[Freepmanchew]

Bummer, I showed up a little too late.

However, after reading all the comments I must say that every joke was spot on.

So now that I am finished, I am totally exhausted.

I think I’ll lie down and go to sleep for the night.