Penis enlarger case in small-claims court

The Chronicle Herald Canada ^ | 1/8/11 | CP

[domeika]

GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages.

He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months.

The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe.

A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks.

The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.

[DManA]

500 hours of use. - Continuous?

[DManA]

Yea, go jump in the lake. The colder the better.

Opps, not a lady, sorry for speaking out of turn.

[sodpoodle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

Shrinkage - George Costanza - plaintiff.

[ladyjane]

He used it for five hundred hours?

That’s a lot of hard work. He should have gone to court sooner rather than beating around the bush. By now he’s probably inscrutable.

[usmcobra]

Is this the Richard Putz story?

[Col Frank Slade]

The evidence just didn’t measure up in court.

[day10]

LOL Ping!

[day10]

Marriage?

[dforest]

If I were a guy I would want this in extra large small claims court.

[kara37]

Now, that is funny!

[chainsaw]

I heard they got a lot of the bugs worked out with the X5.

Can you inagine what the x1, x2, and the x3 were like?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Can you inagine what the x1, x2, and the x3 were like?"

I'm guessing they all sucked.

[oyez]

Enzyte should be in court for running all those ridiculous commercials.

[JoeProBono]

[Ditto]

I’m trying to imagine what kind of “man” would subject himself to this kind of ridicule and embarrassment for mere money.

I'm guessing the same kind of man stupid enough to buy one of these in the first place.

[lastchance]

I sympathize with the guy. My X-Ray vision glasses never worked and the Sea Monkeys did not look like the pic in the comic book at all.

[RichInOC]

I predict the case will be dismissed for insufficient evidence.

[lastchance]

Yeah, keep asking stuff like that and you’ll find your penis smaller in no time.
Smiley thingy inserted here.

[andy58-in-nh]

Apparently the plaintiff wanted to ask for a trial, but was afraid he’d wind up with a hung jury.

[Mr. Jazzy]

I will forward your request for assistance on to this lady.