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The Leslie Nielsen random quote generator
The Guardian (UK) ^ | November 29, 2010 | Peter Martin and Chris Moran, quotes chosen by James Anthony

Posted on 12/04/2010 2:39:02 PM PST by EveningStar

Leslie Nielsen, the star of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, has passed away at the age of 84. What better way to honour the king of deadpan than with a collection of his best lines?

(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: leslienielsen; napl; randomquotegenerator
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1 posted on 12/04/2010 2:39:07 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Borges; DollyCali; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ping


2 posted on 12/04/2010 2:40:08 PM PST by EveningStar (Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
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To: EveningStar

“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.

Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.

Drebin: No ... You’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening ... That’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine ... Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”


3 posted on 12/04/2010 2:41:53 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: EveningStar

ping


4 posted on 12/04/2010 2:44:31 PM PST by dalebert
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To: EveningStar

Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.


5 posted on 12/04/2010 2:46:58 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: EveningStar

Went through a couple, all funny, until I came up with this winner:

“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”


6 posted on 12/04/2010 2:47:04 PM PST by freedumb2003 (FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
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To: al baby

Great minds, 5 seconds apart.

If I didn’t waste time congratulating myself I would have posted first...


7 posted on 12/04/2010 2:48:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
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To: freedumb2003

“Great minds, 5 seconds apart.

If I didn’t waste time congratulating myself I would have posted first...”

What movie was that from ?


8 posted on 12/04/2010 2:49:32 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: al baby

But it is good tagline material!


9 posted on 12/04/2010 2:49:50 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
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To: EveningStar; Jemian; Bitwhacker; The Raven

This could be fun!


10 posted on 12/04/2010 2:52:57 PM PST by lysie (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left- Ecclesiastes10:2)
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To: EveningStar

11 posted on 12/04/2010 2:54:12 PM PST by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: al baby

>>What movie was that from ?<<

Naked Gun 33-1/3: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110622/quotes


12 posted on 12/04/2010 2:54:38 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
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To: EveningStar

13 posted on 12/04/2010 2:54:51 PM PST by BlueDragon
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To: EveningStar

Dr. Rumack (Nielsen): You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.


14 posted on 12/04/2010 2:56:22 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
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To: al baby

Here’s another one:

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”


15 posted on 12/04/2010 2:57:49 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
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To: El Sordo

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”


16 posted on 12/04/2010 2:58:10 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: EveningStar

I remember when I was a kid, going to the theater to see the first “Naked Gun” movie. I laughed so much, I was sore the next day. I could barely move. lol


17 posted on 12/04/2010 3:00:40 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: KoRn

I like the scene when the Queen threw out the first pitch of the baseball game.


18 posted on 12/04/2010 3:05:17 PM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: EveningStar

Not taking away from Leslie but also give a lot of credit to some very good writers. Of course it was he who pulled it off brilliantly.


19 posted on 12/04/2010 3:06:33 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: KoRn

“It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”

(the generator doesn’t include the following lines)
(Priscilla Presley’s char.): “...Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.”


Leslie Nielsen Naked Gun moment; he’s drowning his sorrows in a “blues bar”. On the wall, pictures of famous
disasters: San Fran earthquake. The Titanic. The Hindenburg.

Mike Dukakis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWoI6ivRyw


20 posted on 12/04/2010 3:09:07 PM PST by raccoonradio
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