[EveningStar]

Ping

[Bean Counter]

“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.

Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.

Drebin: No ... You’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening ... That’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine ... Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”

[dalebert]

ping

[al baby]

Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

[freedumb2003]

Went through a couple, all funny, until I came up with this winner:

“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”

[lysie]

This could be fun!

[El Sordo]

[freedumb2003]

Dr. Rumack (Nielsen): You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

[KoRn]

I remember when I was a kid, going to the theater to see the first “Naked Gun” movie. I laughed so much, I was sore the next day. I could barely move. lol

[fish hawk]

Not taking away from Leslie but also give a lot of credit to some very good writers. Of course it was he who pulled it off brilliantly.

[Red_Devil 232]

Mimi Du Jour: Is this some kind of bust? Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Police Squad! In Color! Revenge & Remorse ( A Guilty Alibi ).

[ReverendJames]

Not to belittle Bob Hope but I think Leslie Nielsen delivered his lines brilliantly .....

[The Comedian]

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[kerbear413]

Det. Nordberg (OJ Simpson): Drugs... drugs...
Frank (Nielsen): Nurse! Get this man some drugs! Can’t you see he’s in pain?
[nurse administers drugs]
Det. Nordberg: No... no...
[pulls Frank towards him]
Det. Nordberg: Heroin, Frank! Heroin...
Frank: Uh... that’s a pretty tall order, Nordberg. You’ll have to give me a couple of days on that one.

[dfwgator]

“Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!” - Frank Drebin

[KingLudd]

“I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

[the invisib1e hand]

Nice beaver!

[PushinTin]

“That’s a nice looking beaver”

[mlizzy]

Great actor! RIP.

[Hodapp]

MRS TWICE: “Do you know what it’s like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?”

DREBIN: “No, I can’t say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. Usual slurs, rumors, innuendoes, people didn’t understand. Ran him out of town like a common pygmy.”