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The Leslie Nielsen random quote generator
The Guardian (UK) ^
| November 29, 2010
| Peter Martin and Chris Moran, quotes chosen by James Anthony
Posted on 12/04/2010 2:39:02 PM PST by EveningStar
Leslie Nielsen, the star of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, has passed away at the age of 84. What better way to honour the king of deadpan than with a collection of his best lines?
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: leslienielsen; napl; randomquotegenerator
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To: Borges; DollyCali; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:40:08 PM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: EveningStar
“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.
Drebin: No ... You’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening ... That’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine ... Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:41:53 PM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!!)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:44:31 PM PST
by
dalebert
To: EveningStar
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:46:58 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
To: EveningStar
Went through a couple, all funny, until I came up with this winner:
“Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:47:04 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
To: al baby
Great minds, 5 seconds apart.
If I didn’t waste time congratulating myself I would have posted first...
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:48:06 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
To: freedumb2003
“Great minds, 5 seconds apart.
If I didn’t waste time congratulating myself I would have posted first...”
What movie was that from ?
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:49:32 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
To: al baby
But it is good tagline material!
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:49:50 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
To: EveningStar; Jemian; Bitwhacker; The Raven
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:52:57 PM PST
by
lysie
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left- Ecclesiastes10:2)
To: EveningStar
11
posted on
12/04/2010 2:54:12 PM PST
by
El Sordo
(The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
To: al baby
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:54:38 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
To: EveningStar
Doorman: "Your coat, sir?"
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): "Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.”
To: EveningStar
Dr. Rumack (Nielsen): You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:56:22 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
To: al baby
Here’s another one:
“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:57:49 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Lt. Drebin: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.)
To: El Sordo
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”
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posted on
12/04/2010 2:58:10 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: EveningStar
I remember when I was a kid, going to the theater to see the first “Naked Gun” movie. I laughed so much, I was sore the next day. I could barely move. lol
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posted on
12/04/2010 3:00:40 PM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: KoRn
I like the scene when the Queen threw out the first pitch of the baseball game.
To: EveningStar
Not taking away from Leslie but also give a lot of credit to some very good writers. Of course it was he who pulled it off brilliantly.
To: KoRn
“It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.”
(the generator doesn’t include the following lines)
(Priscilla Presley’s char.): “...Goodyear?”
“No, the worst.”
Leslie Nielsen Naked Gun moment; he’s drowning his sorrows in a “blues bar”. On the wall, pictures of famous
disasters: San Fran earthquake. The Titanic. The Hindenburg.
Mike Dukakis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWoI6ivRyw
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