Skip to comments.VANITY: Things you can say to a TSA agent.
Posted on 11/17/2010 4:41:14 PM PST by Sergio
I thought we would start a list of whitty things that we can say to groping TSA agents that we could get away with and still make them uncomfortable. I'll start with a few, I hope many more will be added.
1. The doctor says I shouldn't be contagious...awww what the heck, I'm willing to risk it.
2. How many times can I get searched before I have to to to my gate?
3. Scabies and crabs...scabies and crabs...scabies and crabs...
4. Is tipping allowed?
5. (In a Homer Simpson looking at doughnuts voice) Hmmmmmmmmm...great pat down.
6. If you don't mind, please leave it pointing in the direction you found it.
Have at my FRiends!!!
If you touch it, it will explode.
Just curios, are they changing gloves between those “love taps”? They could easily pass on virus’ from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm
Let me share my hepatitis with you.
“Are we officially dating now?”
“Aren’t you going to at least buy me a drink first” ?
You can only touch it if your face is right next to it-! Or, if you touch it you’ll never touch anything again.
>>>Just curios, are they changing gloves between those love taps? They could easily pass on virus from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm
That right there is a legitimate concern. If I’m ever subject to that type of screening, I’m going to ask when was the last time they changed gloves, and insist they don a fresh pair before they lay a hand on me.
“Are you free tonight?”
“I hope my herpes outbreak is over with.” -said under your breath
*said in old spice commercial voice*:
“Close your eyes, now open them, where are you? You’re in the desert with the man who has herpes!”
“Excuse me Mr.TSA Agent, I had sauerkraut, refried beans, beer, and broccoli for lunch.”
Viruses? VIRUSES? EWWWWW!
I haven’t even made it to Tijuana and I already have the clap...
I have a relative who is a screener, and he his wound tigheter than a clock when people start making comments at him.
He’ll hand you off to a LEO before you can spell LEO...
I usually don’t care for vanities, but yours is an exception.
Euu... Just another question for Big Sis who can give a 1000 word non answer.
In Al Gore voice: Release my second chakra
(ugggg gave myself the ickies on that one)
Start singing Led Zeppelin “Immigrant Song.”
“A little to the left...oh no, wait...yeah - right there...that’s it.”
JURY TRIAL. ....SEE YOU IN COURT IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW PASSENGERS
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