1 posted on
11/17/2010 4:41:17 PM PST by
Sergio
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To: Sergio
If you touch it, it will explode.
2 posted on
11/17/2010 4:44:03 PM PST by
bigheadfred
(wogga la hooga)
To: Sergio
Just curios, are they changing gloves between those “love taps”? They could easily pass on virus’ from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm
3 posted on
11/17/2010 4:44:28 PM PST by
SkyDancer
("If You Don't Read The News You're Uninformed, If You Do Read The News You're Misinformed")
To: Sergio
Let me share my hepatitis with you.
4 posted on
11/17/2010 4:45:42 PM PST by
snowrip
(Liberal? You are a socialist idiot with no rational argument.)
To: Sergio
“Are we officially dating now?”
5 posted on
11/17/2010 4:45:42 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Sergio
9 posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:02 PM PST by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Sergio
“I hope my herpes outbreak is over with.” -said under your breath
*said in old spice commercial voice*:
“Close your eyes, now open them, where are you? You’re in the desert with the man who has herpes!”
10 posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:59 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Sergio
“Excuse me Mr.TSA Agent, I had sauerkraut, refried beans, beer, and broccoli for lunch.”
11 posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:59 PM PST by
TheConservativeParty
(TSA Slogan "You won't see London,you won't see France,until we see your underpants.")
To: Sergio
Ha, ha.
I have a relative who is a screener, and he his wound tigheter than a clock when people start making comments at him.
He’ll hand you off to a LEO before you can spell LEO...
To: Sergio
I usually don’t care for vanities, but yours is an exception.
To: Sergio
5. (In a Homer Simpson looking at doughnuts voice) Hmmmmmmmmm...great pat down. --------------------------
Doh!
15 posted on
11/17/2010 4:48:50 PM PST by
BobP
(The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
To: Sergio
In Al Gore voice: Release my second chakra
(ugggg gave myself the ickies on that one)
17 posted on
11/17/2010 4:50:00 PM PST by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
To: Sergio
Start singing Led Zeppelin “Immigrant Song.”
18 posted on
11/17/2010 4:50:20 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Sergio
“A little to the left...oh no, wait...yeah - right there...that’s it.”
To: Sergio
JURY TRIAL. ....SEE YOU IN COURT IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW PASSENGERS
20 posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:07 PM PST by
4Speed
To: All
Well so far I am laughing out loud with interspersed snorts, and then I'm quite perturbed with regards to the glove question. Hadn't thought of it, and it is quite distasteful to think that they may be using the same gloves on different passengers.
21 posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:25 PM PST by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Sergio
Twin spin!
22 posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:25 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Sergio
JURY TRIAL. ....SEE YOU IN COURT IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW PASSENGERS
23 posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:25 PM PST by
4Speed
To: Sergio
Moooooooooooon river.I said that to the flight doc during a class 1 and I also asked him to remove his class ring.His reply”clear out smart ass”I said I would leave my number with his receptionist if he had one”
24 posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:29 PM PST by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Sergio
“Say, does this rash look serious?”
25 posted on
11/17/2010 4:53:08 PM PST by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Sergio
"Just before they try to pat you down"
Ask them if they are or have ever been on the National Sex Offender Registry.
Ask them their sexual orientation.
Print this out and ask them to read it out loud and swear that they understand its meaning:
“Under 18 U.S. Code Section 2244, “ ‘sexual contact’ means the intentional touching, either directly or through the clothing, of the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh or buttocks of any person with an intent to abuse, humiliate, harass, degrade.”
Tell them that if they break the law, they WILL be on the Register and living in a cardboard box.
28 posted on
11/17/2010 4:56:31 PM PST by
Paladin2
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