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VANITY: Things you can say to a TSA agent.
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Posted on 11/17/2010 4:41:14 PM PST by Sergio
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:41:17 PM PST
by
Sergio
To: Sergio
If you touch it, it will explode.
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:44:03 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(wogga la hooga)
To: Sergio
Just curios, are they changing gloves between those “love taps”? They could easily pass on virus’ from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:44:28 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("If You Don't Read The News You're Uninformed, If You Do Read The News You're Misinformed")
To: Sergio
Let me share my hepatitis with you.
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:45:42 PM PST
by
snowrip
(Liberal? You are a socialist idiot with no rational argument.)
To: Sergio
“Are we officially dating now?”
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:45:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: SkyDancer
“Aren’t you going to at least buy me a drink first” ?
To: bigheadfred
You can only touch it if your face is right next to it-! Or, if you touch it you’ll never touch anything again.
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:46:49 PM PST
by
imjimbo
(The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
To: SkyDancer
>>>Just curios, are they changing gloves between those love taps? They could easily pass on virus from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm
That right there is a legitimate concern. If I’m ever subject to that type of screening, I’m going to ask when was the last time they changed gloves, and insist they don a fresh pair before they lay a hand on me.
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:46:53 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
To: Sergio
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:02 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Sergio
“I hope my herpes outbreak is over with.” -said under your breath
*said in old spice commercial voice*:
“Close your eyes, now open them, where are you? You’re in the desert with the man who has herpes!”
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:59 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Sergio
“Excuse me Mr.TSA Agent, I had sauerkraut, refried beans, beer, and broccoli for lunch.”
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:47:59 PM PST
by
TheConservativeParty
(TSA Slogan "You won't see London,you won't see France,until we see your underpants.")
To: SkyDancer
Viruses? VIRUSES? EWWWWW!
I haven’t even made it to Tijuana and I already have the clap...
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:48:01 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(wogga la hooga)
To: Sergio
Ha, ha.
I have a relative who is a screener, and he his wound tigheter than a clock when people start making comments at him.
He’ll hand you off to a LEO before you can spell LEO...
To: Sergio
I usually don’t care for vanities, but yours is an exception.
To: Sergio
5. (In a Homer Simpson looking at doughnuts voice) Hmmmmmmmmm...great pat down. --------------------------
Doh!
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:48:50 PM PST
by
BobP
(The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
To: SkyDancer
"Just curios, are they changing gloves between those love taps? They could easily pass on virus from one person to another ... or are those gloves just to protect them .... hmmm"
Euu... Just another question for Big Sis who can give a 1000 word non answer.
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:49:57 PM PST
by
Truth29
To: Sergio
In Al Gore voice: Release my second chakra
(ugggg gave myself the ickies on that one)
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:50:00 PM PST
by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
To: Sergio
Start singing Led Zeppelin “Immigrant Song.”
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:50:20 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Sergio
“A little to the left...oh no, wait...yeah - right there...that’s it.”
To: Sergio
JURY TRIAL. ....SEE YOU IN COURT IN FRONT OF MY FELLOW PASSENGERS
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posted on
11/17/2010 4:51:07 PM PST
by
4Speed
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