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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack

HAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!


101 posted on 09/10/2010 7:01:39 PM PDT by Amerikan_Samurai
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To: Amerikan_Samurai

Thanks, lol...we had fun taking the pics...


102 posted on 09/10/2010 7:02:50 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Give him a treat.


103 posted on 09/10/2010 7:04:00 PM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: Joe 6-pack; onyx; penelopesire; maggief; hoosiermama; seekthetruth; television is just wrong; ...
YOU HAD ME AT WOOF ... ARGHH !


104 posted on 09/10/2010 7:08:54 PM PDT by STARWISE (The overlords are in place .. we are a nation under siege .. pray, go Galt & hunker down)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Peanut Gallery

bump and ping


105 posted on 09/10/2010 7:09:01 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

ROTFLOL!!! Outstanding..........


106 posted on 09/10/2010 7:12:30 PM PDT by Just A Nobody ( (Better Dead than RED! NEVER AGAIN...Support our Troops! Beware the ENEMEDIA))
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To: STARWISE

Very well done!


107 posted on 09/10/2010 7:16:15 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: Joe 6-pack

Thanks, Joe. Your sense of humor is priceless and we all needed a good laugh. Give your dog a big hug for me.


108 posted on 09/10/2010 7:17:31 PM PDT by Faith
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To: Joe 6-pack

Yeoooo Rinny!! Bump!


109 posted on 09/10/2010 7:18:14 PM PDT by Wilum (Never loaded a nuke I didn't like)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Are you poised for the fame? B/C I see Ranger going viral and becoming more famous than ceiling cat!


110 posted on 09/10/2010 7:18:37 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: STARWISE; Joe 6-pack

This is PRICELESS! Roverand Terry Bones should take his message across the country!


111 posted on 09/10/2010 7:18:56 PM PDT by azishot (I can see November from my house!)
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To: Daffynition
"I see Ranger going viral and becoming more famous than ceiling cat!"

He's jus' po' street trash from New Orleans!

112 posted on 09/10/2010 7:20:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: azishot

“This is PRICELESS! Roverand Terry Bones should take his message across the country!”


Agreed. Roverand Bones has much wisdom and insight.


113 posted on 09/10/2010 7:24:51 PM PDT by Amerikan_Samurai
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To: Joe 6-pack

Good dog!


114 posted on 09/10/2010 7:27:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Joe 6-pack; windcliff; onedoug

This is awesome!!


115 posted on 09/10/2010 7:32:05 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Joe 6-pack

What a moving tribute.

Never forget.

And tomorrow is 9/11.

How timely and appropriate.


116 posted on 09/10/2010 7:34:35 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Boogieman
Wow. Koran defiled with bacon, defiled by an “unclean” animal, then destroyed. Color me impressed.

It's a win/win situation.

117 posted on 09/10/2010 7:35:51 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom
"And tomorrow is 9/11. How timely and appropriate."

How did you spend the original 9/11? My brother was in the Pentagon that day, and it wasn't until almost midnight that night when he was able to get a phone line out of DC to let somebody in the family know he was ok. I knew soldiers who died in Somalia because of that book. I lost a good friend in Iraq because of that book.

I'm listening to the news for the past few weeks where American citizens are being told they MUST tolerate a monument to that book at the site of the attacks. I'm being told that there's something wrong with Americans who object to it.

I F'in sick of being told I have to tolerate an image of my Savior being submerged in a jar of urine, and an image of the blessed virgin being smeared with dung.

Maybe you feel a need to reflect and be somber. I feel a need to be pissed the F__K off.

Besides...my dog likes bacon.

118 posted on 09/10/2010 7:40:49 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Only fair ... islam hates dogs.


119 posted on 09/10/2010 7:44:14 PM PDT by Let's Roll (Stop paying ACORN to destroy America! Cut off their federal funding!)
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To: stylecouncilor

Classic.


120 posted on 09/10/2010 7:45:24 PM PDT by onedoug
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