BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran

The Word of Dog ^ | 9/11/10 (MeccaTime) | Joe 6-Pack

[Joe 6-pack]

Roverand Terry Bones

The Koran in more peaceful times...

Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”

At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.

The attack begins...

Roverand Bones presses the attack...

Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.

Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...

[Amerikan_Samurai]

HAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!

[Joe 6-pack]

Thanks, lol...we had fun taking the pics...

[bmwcyle]

Give him a treat.

[STARWISE]

YOU HAD ME AT WOOF ... ARGHH !

[Professional Engineer]

bump and ping

[Just A Nobody]

ROTFLOL!!! Outstanding..........

[thecodont]

Very well done!

[Faith]

Thanks, Joe. Your sense of humor is priceless and we all needed a good laugh. Give your dog a big hug for me.

[Wilum]

Yeoooo Rinny!! Bump!

[Daffynition]

Are you poised for the fame? B/C I see Ranger going viral and becoming more famous than ceiling cat!

[azishot]

This is PRICELESS! Roverand Terry Bones should take his message across the country!

[Joe 6-pack]

"I see Ranger going viral and becoming more famous than ceiling cat!"

He's jus' po' street trash from New Orleans!

[Amerikan_Samurai]

“This is PRICELESS! Roverand Terry Bones should take his message across the country!”

---

Agreed. Roverand Bones has much wisdom and insight.

[Ditter]

Good dog!

[stylecouncilor]

This is awesome!!

[metmom]

What a moving tribute.

Never forget.

And tomorrow is 9/11.

How timely and appropriate.

[metmom]

Wow. Koran defiled with bacon, defiled by an “unclean” animal, then destroyed. Color me impressed.

It's a win/win situation.

[Joe 6-pack]

"And tomorrow is 9/11. How timely and appropriate."

How did you spend the original 9/11? My brother was in the Pentagon that day, and it wasn't until almost midnight that night when he was able to get a phone line out of DC to let somebody in the family know he was ok. I knew soldiers who died in Somalia because of that book. I lost a good friend in Iraq because of that book.

I'm listening to the news for the past few weeks where American citizens are being told they MUST tolerate a monument to that book at the site of the attacks. I'm being told that there's something wrong with Americans who object to it.

I F'in sick of being told I have to tolerate an image of my Savior being submerged in a jar of urine, and an image of the blessed virgin being smeared with dung.

Maybe you feel a need to reflect and be somber. I feel a need to be pissed the F__K off.

Besides...my dog likes bacon.

[Let's Roll]

Only fair ... islam hates dogs.

[onedoug]

Classic.