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Police: Teeth a sex for money dealbreaker
upi. ^ | July 7, 2010

Posted on 07/07/2010 9:17:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono

GAINESVILLE, Fla.- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who allegedly snatched a man's money after he decided not to pay her for sex because of her teeth.

Gainesville police said Dan Alford and Jennifer Elder, 25, both told officers they had discussed the possibility of eating a spaghetti dinner and having sex after Alford honked his horn at Elder and another woman at about 7 p.m. Monday, The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday.

Police Cpl. Tscharna Senn said negotiations came to a halt "when Elder smiled and (Alford) saw the extent of her dental issues (as perceived by him)."

Senn said Alford then called the discussion off, leading Elder to allegedly snatch a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and flee.

Elder, who claims she ran off when Alford tucked money into her bra, was arrested at her home. She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching and taken to the Alachua County jail.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: floriduh; guilty; lazwouldhitit; napl; naughtyhookerping; notguilty; toothless
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Jennifer Elder


21 posted on 07/07/2010 9:36:09 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: HungarianGypsy

Dog years...


22 posted on 07/07/2010 9:38:11 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Obamacare is America's kristallnacht !!)
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To: Old Grumpy
"Who is that?!"

Want her phone number?

23 posted on 07/07/2010 10:07:25 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Neidermeyer
Meth teeth? That should be a red flag to anyone.

Reminds me of video from a prostitution sting. John says."I shoulda known she was a cop; too many teeth."

24 posted on 07/07/2010 10:08:14 AM PDT by gundog (Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
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To: L,TOWM; txroadkill; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Redneck Dogs

25 posted on 07/07/2010 10:36:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Loyal Buckeye

sudden snatching? NA ain’t going to do it. No way.


26 posted on 07/07/2010 10:39:21 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: Old Grumpy
It looks like Cameron Diaz without make-up.


27 posted on 07/07/2010 10:44:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

A good Hollywood makeup team with the right clothes and proper lighting could get every guy here to scream not guilty if she kept her mouth shut.


28 posted on 07/07/2010 10:52:49 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: JoeProBono

Was the spaghetti “al dente”?


29 posted on 07/07/2010 10:56:50 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
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To: JoeProBono; sit-rep; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; Salamander

Long as they are filed down, who cares?


30 posted on 07/07/2010 10:59:28 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. ~Ayn Rand)
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To: JoeProBono
She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching

Naw - that wern't robbery - grabbin' the money, now that was wus robbery. Didn't seem sudden to me neither.

31 posted on 07/07/2010 11:31:15 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She should just go all out and have all of them removed.

Toothless hookers are highly desirable for certain aspects...

(I’m not quite sure how to finish this sentence. Nor do I think I should)


32 posted on 07/07/2010 11:31:21 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Brain Bleach
33 posted on 07/07/2010 11:49:38 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GreenHornet
She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching

There's a joke in there somewhere.

How about:

But the article said they didn't have sex.

34 posted on 07/07/2010 12:03:37 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: a fool in paradise

Cameron somewhat reminds me of the Borg Queen in the first photo.


35 posted on 07/07/2010 12:05:27 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: JoeProBono

There isn’t any light in that attic!


36 posted on 07/07/2010 12:18:00 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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To: Joe 6-pack

“Want her phone number?”

Nah, you keep it.


37 posted on 07/07/2010 12:21:03 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: Joe 6-pack
She was charged with robbery by sudden snatching

I can see why he wasn't charged with sudden snatching.

38 posted on 07/07/2010 12:34:55 PM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Old Grumpy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vszy25z1yw


39 posted on 07/07/2010 7:35:56 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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