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Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"
theargus.co.uk ^
| March 10, 2010
| Ben Parsons
Posted on 04/10/2010 2:37:02 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.
The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.
A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.
"The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value."
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: napl; urbanlegend
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I hope he reached right in there without looking....
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posted on
04/10/2010 2:39:06 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(What)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Cop: Ma’am, could you please describe the missing poo?
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posted on
04/10/2010 2:52:14 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
To: Sacajaweau
“I hope he reached right in there without looking....”
Or, he had a wicked cold and stopped up nose, thought “Mmmmm...pate for lunch.”
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posted on
04/10/2010 2:52:15 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Dude, you need to find a different line of work.”
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posted on
04/10/2010 2:58:40 PM PDT
by
paddles
To: Free ThinkerNY
The thief speaks fondly of his new find which he calls Winnie.
To: Free ThinkerNY
This is a very pleasant story. LOL.
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:04:04 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Only dead fish go with the flow)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Oh, no! Mr. Hankey’s been kidnapped!!!!!!!11!one1
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:13:06 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Later it was recovered on a front porch, but it was on fire.
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:14:20 PM PDT
by
In veno, veritas
(Please identify my Ad Hominem attacks. I should be debating ideas.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Clintonfatigued; Perdogg; AdvisorB; Impy; Clemenza; Lazamataz; GOPsterinMA; Crichton; ...
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posted on
04/10/2010 3:34:09 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
04/10/2010 4:15:40 PM PDT
by
Philo1962
(Iraq is terrorist flypaper. They go there to die.)
To: Philo1962
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posted on
04/10/2010 4:41:43 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Cue the music from the COPS TV Show:
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when they steal your poo
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To: Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Send lawyers, guns, and money...
To: Slings and Arrows
Sooo... An elderly lady is walking her dog and carrying a small bag, and this guy has no clue what might be in the bag? It’s another member of the World’s Dumbest Criminals Club.
Well, it doesn’t matter if they catch him, he still got his just deserts.
But wait! He could make a job of it and start charging people to steal their dog duty.
Nah, can’t do that and still be in the WDCC.
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posted on
04/11/2010 4:39:36 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(CLKD: Commie Loon Kenyan Dictator)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
04/11/2010 10:37:26 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: TheOldLady
Criminals are not noted for their impulse control skills.
To: Free ThinkerNY
A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing. The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog. This is a standard issue Urban Legend. Newspapers that continue to propagate myths as "quirky news" do journalism a disservice.
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posted on
04/12/2010 7:25:29 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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