Sooo... An elderly lady is walking her dog and carrying a small bag, and this guy has no clue what might be in the bag? It’s another member of the World’s Dumbest Criminals Club.
Well, it doesn’t matter if they catch him, he still got his just deserts.
But wait! He could make a job of it and start charging people to steal their dog duty.
Nah, can’t do that and still be in the WDCC.