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Posted on 12/04/2009 4:24:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Do you think Obama is over-exposed?
Q. How did Obama react to his teleprompters being stolen?
A. He was speechless.
Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under?
A. For Sale.
"Suppose I was Barack Obama. And suppose I was an idiot. But I repeat myself....."
Barack Obama threatened to fire his Cabinet because he thought that they were ignoring him.
Obama said that if he wanted to be ignored, he would have given another speech to the public.
Q: How is Barack Obama like a maxed out credit card?
A: They're both plastic and worthless.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nationaljoke; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ofst; overexposure; silliness; theobamashow
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To: Lucky9teen
Two guys are in jail and get to talking.
First inmate: So, how’d you end up here?
Second inmate: I did my Christmas shopping early.
First inmate: That’s it? I didn’t think that was illegal.
Second inmate: The store hadn’t open yet.
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:32:51 AM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Nateman
ROTFLOL!!!!
Great tagline!!
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:41:22 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: absolootezer0
ROTFLOL!!!
WOW! Some real talent on this thread! LOLOL
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:45:51 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: Nateman
LOL!
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:50:15 AM PST
by
50mm
(AARP is a steaming pile)
To: Lucky9teen
The Wussy African President?
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:51:49 AM PST
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
Comment #47 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:54:55 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: TexasCajun
People get plum silly when it snows in Houston.Is Al Gore in town talking about global warming?
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:56:45 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: envisio
Excellent. Thank you. Is there a link so I can send it to friends (and enemies)?
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posted on
12/04/2009 8:57:46 AM PST
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
To: garyhope
Don’t know, I got it in a chain email.....
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posted on
12/04/2009 9:03:20 AM PST
by
envisio
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: garyhope
It was at a tea party so its quite possibly a FReeper’s kid.
...best to remain anonymous, though.
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posted on
12/04/2009 9:08:37 AM PST
by
envisio
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Apple Blossom
Central PA is supposed to get 1-2 inches of mostly slushy snow.
To: Loud Mime
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They’re both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say “I can out drive Tiger Woods.”
It has just been reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife, Elin, to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing.
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posted on
12/04/2009 9:39:50 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: a fool in paradise
I love that movie. And I’m all out of gum.
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posted on
12/04/2009 10:12:10 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: sunny48
I heard that Tiger was going to change his name to Cheetah.
To: sunny48
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?
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posted on
12/04/2009 10:39:44 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: Lucky9teen
| You Are 50% Silly |
 This thread needs more silly. |
|
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posted on
12/04/2009 11:05:48 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: sunny48; a fool in paradise
Like the generals in Afghanistan, Tiger was given his own withdrawal deadline
After Tiger's infidelity news broke, he was asked if he wanted to take a Mulligan. He said this is not the time to take up with Irish girls
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posted on
12/04/2009 11:31:35 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
To: Lucky9teen
LOL!
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posted on
12/04/2009 11:43:05 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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