Since Aug 2, 2000

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Notorious crank and grump, part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Able to alienate most of my friends and strangers with a single acerbic, nasty, ironic, smart ass comment. Food and wine snob. Part of the aesthetic and design police. Paranoid, lazy, insomniac. Early music lover. I like pasta. I like grilled meat. I like grilled everything. I like mashed potatoes. I like trashy women with too much eye makeup.