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[Lucky9teen]

Do you think Obama is over-exposed?

Q. How did Obama react to his teleprompters being stolen?
A. He was speechless.





Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under?
A. For Sale.





"Suppose I was Barack Obama. And suppose I was an idiot. But I repeat myself....."





Barack Obama threatened to fire his Cabinet because he thought that they were ignoring him.
Obama said that if he wanted to be ignored, he would have given another speech to the public.





Q: How is Barack Obama like a maxed out credit card?
A: They're both plastic and worthless.

[Nateman]

[BibChr]

Oh, my.

lol

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Totally
Worthless
Arrogant
Prevaricator

[absolootezer0]

that’s not a bad idea, i don’t have a wife anymore so i might be able to get away with it this year

[Nateman]

[Logic n' Reason]

ping

[TexasCajun]

You'll have to excuse us coastal dwellers' excitement about snow. ...it's a rareity and fun if you're not driving.

Houston drivers are idiots anyway, ad wet, ad cold, it could get ugly.

Have a great Friday.

[Monkey Face]

In the top 30!!

[envisio]

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

TWAP

Terrorist
Welcomed
And
Paperhanger

[envisio]

>>>>>>that’s not a bad idea, i don’t have a wife anymore so i might be able to get away with it this year<<<<<<

And if you’re smart you won’t ever get another one.
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I mean ever.

[Loud Mime]

Tiger Woods Holiday photo

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )

[Mr. Silverback]

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

In modern education and expanded government, however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Threatening the horse with termination.

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other countries to see how others ride dead horses.

6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

7. Re-classifying the dead horse as “living-impaired.”

8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase the speed.

10. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.

11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.

12. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

15. As a last resort, sell it on Ebay.

[absolootezer0]

LOL.. gotta do it.

first one was cinco de mayo
second was new years..
i’ve *gotta* hit st patty’s day and hit the major drinking holidays.

btw have i told you about the latest one yet?

[envisio]

If she’s female then I know just about all I need to know.

[Ro_Thunder]

The
Worst
American
President

* American interchangeable with African

[absolootezer0]

*if* ? i’m offended.

just because i’m a little metro, spend alot of time and money on my hair, have fruity scented soaps, know my clothes, know more shoe designers than aftermarket car brands, do my nails, drink lattes, like fancy beer.. doesn’t mean i’d date anything other than a female. :P

[envisio]

Well, I mean, I know you’re kinda girly, but you make up for it in guns. I know you’re not eat up with the gay, though.
Just remember, every woman is different on the outside.... but at the core, they are still female, and they have a plan for you. Some are more obvious than others but they all have a plan from the second they meet you.

Hey, I know two shoe designers: Wolverine and Ropers