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1 posted on 12/04/2009 4:24:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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So, what do YOU think T.W.A.P. means?

2 posted on 12/04/2009 4:26:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen (A muted trombone would make more sense than an Obama speech.)

So, what do YOU think T.W.A.P. means?

The World's Ass-Prince

3 posted on 12/04/2009 4:29:44 AM PST by Petronski (Global warming is indeed man-made: it was created by man-made manipulation of the data.)

People get plum silly when it snows in Houston.

4 posted on 12/04/2009 4:33:06 AM PST by TexasCajun

In the top 10!

Who would have ever thought that the "O" stood for overexposed

5 posted on 12/04/2009 4:33:38 AM PST by Apple Blossom (Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed regularly, and for the same reason.)

that time of year is coming...

WRAPPING PRESENTS (With a Cat)

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and
close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors,
labels, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping
strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the
drawer since last visit, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and
tore the paper.
15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the
present came out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present, wonder why edges now
don’t reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and
retry.
18. Place object on paper, to hold in place, while cutting transparent
sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky
tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky tape, making corners as neat
as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now torn, due to cat’s
enthusiasm in chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 in order to save time and reduce risk of
losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is
right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable
room.
29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing
materials.
30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close door
and re-lock.
31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the
small area of the toilet, but try your best!)
32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very carefully
sealing down tears with transparent sticky tape. Now tie up with ribbon
and decorate with bows to hide worst affected areas.
33. Label, then sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulating
yourself on making good of a bad job.
34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
35. Spend next 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious
conclusion.
36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping paper, feed cat and retire
to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the
door is locked.
38. At time of handing over present, smile sweetly at receiver’s face,
as they try and hide their contempt at being handed such a badly wrapped
present.
39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the
damned thing for you.

6 posted on 12/04/2009 4:33:55 AM PST by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)

7 posted on 12/04/2009 4:33:58 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)

We’re supposed to get 5-6 inches here near our nations capital on Saturday. My daughter (14 yrs. old) is giddy about the news! She knows they probably won’t miss school, she is just that excited about the first snow of the season.

8 posted on 12/04/2009 4:37:16 AM PST by Apple Blossom (Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed regularly, and for the same reason.)

9 posted on 12/04/2009 4:37:49 AM PST by sodpoodle (Stop wasting our wealth and start telling the truth.)

T.W.A.P= The Worst American President

10 posted on 12/04/2009 4:38:08 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)

11 posted on 12/04/2009 4:38:23 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)

12 posted on 12/04/2009 4:42:29 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)

13 posted on 12/04/2009 4:43:24 AM PST by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)

No snow in southern Indiana, just a cheery fire, hot coffee and pumpkin pie.

14 posted on 12/04/2009 4:50:38 AM PST by CholeraJoe (I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter.)

To: Lucky9teen; Landru; Liz; mkjessup

I know Fred Segal......LMAO!!

15 posted on 12/04/2009 4:54:28 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)

16 posted on 12/04/2009 5:09:06 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)

To: absolootezer0

got this from a friend..

My sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I Couldn't believe it...the first time ever! I never thought he'd be willing to share his 'guy time' with me And being the thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an opening day Present. He calls it 'The First Timers Lucky Hat'. I'm so fortunate to Be married to him. I have attached a picture of me in my lucky hat:

17 posted on 12/04/2009 5:12:05 AM PST by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)

18 posted on 12/04/2009 5:24:29 AM PST by bmwcyle (When do they collect and jail the homeless when they don't buy their health care?)

To: absolootezer0

I still like this one...

My wife won't let me put one in our front yard.

19 posted on 12/04/2009 5:28:44 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III)

TWAP = The Worst American President

Not my original - another FReeper posted it several days ago.

20 posted on 12/04/2009 5:33:49 AM PST by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])

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