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Let The Tiger Jokes Begin...
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| 12-3-09
| Bushbacker1
Posted on 12/03/2009 6:03:15 AM PST by Road Warrior ‘04
Let 'em begin:
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; tiger; tigerwoods; woods
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To: Bushbacker1
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and David Letterman? Tiger Woods never broke any Human Resources Policies at CBS - haw haw haw - oh wait, that’s not funny.
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posted on
12/03/2009 6:48:07 AM PST
by
AD from SpringBay
(We deserve the government we allow.)
To: Bushbacker1
What do Tiger Woods and Pres Obama have in common?
They both blame everything on Bush.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:03:18 AM PST
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Bushbacker1
Tiger’s love life, up until recently, has been like that Nike Golf commercial. He could juggle it, and then hit it on the fly.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:06:02 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Bushbacker1
Tiger should have continued to whack his own driver without the use of a caddie.
To: hennie pennie
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:16:46 AM PST
by
Marty62
(former Marty60)
To: sunmars
IMHO, the guy’s has seriously serious issues that go to the core of his being. Seems like he’d cheat with just about anyone, with no thought whatsoever to the dangers...forget getting caught! What about contracting and passing on an STD...how ‘bout HIV? Who the heck knows these days! Just plain lunacy. Hard to think of someone like Tiger as stupid or ignorant, but to take such great risks...where does that come from?
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:17:08 AM PST
by
nfldgirl
To: kittymyrib
He’s changed his name from “Tiger” to “Tom Cat”
He changed his name from Tiger to Cheetah.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:19:01 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: Bushbacker1
He made a hole in two, just not on the green!
48
posted on
12/03/2009 7:21:58 AM PST
by
djf
(Maybe life ain't about the doing - maybe it's just the trying... Hey, I don't make the rules!)
To: GQuagmire
I have and use a 64 degree wedge regularly. Then again I’m a 19 handicap19?
Sounds like you use it twice on every hole.
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:35:19 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: USS Alaska; Big Giant Head
First day I used it I chipped in from off the green twice. One for birdie and one for par. Since then more skulling than not. Only when there is is plenty of grass underneath is when I’ll use it now....
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posted on
12/03/2009 7:48:17 AM PST
by
GQuagmire
( Driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ)
To: GQuagmire; verga
Q. What is the worst golf foursome to play behind?
A. O.J Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy and Tiger Woods.
OJ’s a slicer, Monica’s a hooker, Ted can’t drive over water, and Tiger never knows what hole he wants to play.
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posted on
12/03/2009 8:15:11 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is an EVIL like no other, and must be ERADICATED. Barack OBORTION is a close second.)
To: TexasCajun
Plus don’t forget I never had anything to do with Larry Sinclair!!!
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posted on
12/03/2009 8:49:50 AM PST
by
danamco
To: Bushbacker1
Why in the world does anyone care what some golfer does? It isn’t as if he is some kind of celebrity because he follows a dimpled ball around large green spaces.
To: Penn_Cajun
Disparage the man, not the game. Golf is a great sport, of which I partake regularly.
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posted on
12/03/2009 2:16:28 PM PST
by
Road Warrior ‘04
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: FatherofFive
Actually, the Tiger jokes write themselves. Look at his sponsors:
EA Sports —> “It’s in the game.”
Gatorade —> “It’s in you.”
Nike —> “Just do it.”
See, no effort required!
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