[FatherofFive]

Q. What is the worst golf foursome to play behind?
A. O.J Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy and Tiger Woods.

OJ’s a slicer, Monica’s a hooker, Ted can’t drive over water, and Tiger never knows what hole he wants to play.

[ILikeBourbon]

Actually, the Tiger jokes write themselves. Look at his sponsors:

EA Sports —> “It’s in the game.”
Gatorade —> “It’s in you.”
Nike —> “Just do it.”

See, no effort required!