"barak, hussein, obama mm mm mm"
"barak, hussein, obama mm mm glub"
"blgrarak, hussglub, glubama glub glub glub"
Posted on 10/09/2009 12:37:17 PM PDT by Illuminatas
Today off the coast of Nantucket, Pres. Barack Hussein Obama won the America's Cup Yahct Race. Making his win even more historic were the facts that this is an off year for the Cup race and that Pres. Obama won the race without a yacht.
"Seeing Pres. Obama out there just sprinting across the waves is just so inspiring.", said Buffy White, "I just love the fact that this will inspire many black inner city youths."
Pres. Obama was unavailable for comment after the race, but White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs said, "Pres Obama is extremely busy now with the Nobel, Emmy, and being named PBR Bull Rider of the Year. He is now on his way to Los Angeles to pick up his MTV VMA from Taylor Swift." Quoting Ms Swift,"Pres Obama is so much more worthy than Beyonce or myself, and I didnt even need Kanye to interupt my speech."
George Bush did the same thing...but when he ran across the ocean the AP reported “Failed President George Bush Can Not Swim”
"barak, hussein, obama mm mm mm"
"barak, hussein, obama mm mm glub"
"blgrarak, hussglub, glubama glub glub glub"
Upon winning, BamBam announced the America’s Cup will from now on be known as the Citizen of the World Cup.
Now this one actually made me LOL!
Good one...LOL
Love it !
Love it !
ping
Obama wins the Masters - gets Green Jacket.
Obama wins Miss America pageant.
Obama wins October Employee of the Month at McDonald's.
Obama also surfs Wiamea Bay Hawaii giant surf barefoot with no board.
This is surely a day to be remembered!
How about, “Obama rescues JIMMY HOFFA from a secret undisclosed location”...he was playing gin rummy with Judge Crator.
Too funny...but close to the mark.
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