Resident’s member is saved from ring (California, of course!)

Daily Pilot ^ | 9/22/2009 | Joseph Serna

[IbJensen]

The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said.

Wasn't that what he wanted?

Must be a registered Democrat. Had he only known that if he wanted a larger penis the central government would have issued him one under the 'stimulus' program.

[Paisan]

“He was kind of a wingnut,”

Ya think?

[grey_whiskers]

The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said.

Fish in a barrel Sarasm Torpedo^TM ARMED. FIRE!!

[Jemian]

“They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing,” Broussard said.

His thing? Broussard couldn't say, "penis?" Or, is this some firefighter terminology heretofore I had been unaware?

[P8riot]

“They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe,’”

ROFLMAO!

[Recon Dad]

The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said.

I hate it when this happens!

[IbJensen]

He should have tried to age old method of penis enlargement: wrap electrified barbed wire completely around the penis, then throw the switch.

[fredhead]

[tubebender]

Put the coffee down before reading...

[Overtaxed Patriot]

Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire

[Shery]

Everybody’s lining up quick for this year’s Darwin Awards!

My, my!

[xrmusn]

Now everyone knows that you are supposed to generously lubricate your THING?? with a slippery substance before inserting the ring. Of course if you apply the lubrication to freely and briskly, there is nothing left to put the ring over....Decisions, decisions, decisions....
what to do?????

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Ring around the hosey
Wants to impress Rosie
“Mashes, Smashes”
The thing falls off!

[Joe 6-pack]

A little something from about two years ago...

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover

[Lurker]

Oh come on now who hasn’t done this at least once?

[Responsibility2nd]

 A wing nut. Am I reading this correctly? He got "it" stuck in a wing nut?

 

I'd be embarrassed. Embarrassed that it would even fit in a wing nut.

[SouthTexas]

I can be pretty judgmental when it comes to idiots, but that makes me cringe.

[tubebender]

Thank you for not mentioning it happened in Calif..

[IbJensen]

(P)RESIDENT'S MEMBER IS SAVED FROM RING

[IbJensen]

I mentioned that a Californian was involved in the adjunct to the headline.