Everybody’s lining up quick for this year’s Darwin Awards!
My, my!
Now everyone knows that you are supposed to generously lubricate your THING?? with a slippery substance before inserting the ring. Of course if you apply the lubrication to freely and briskly, there is nothing left to put the ring over....Decisions, decisions, decisions....
what to do?????
19/07/2005 07:54 - (SA)
San Francisco - A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday.
The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.
"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.
A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.
"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.
Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.