HELP! How can I delete my account??

[AL_76]

Can someone please tell me how to delete my account? A friend talked me into creating an account, but I have found this just really isn't for me. I've looked everywhere I can think of, but have yet to find a way to disable/delete my account. Any help would be appreciated.

[Mr. K]

....We are now the Knights who say “Icky Icky Icky Icky Ptang whooo-Poing”

[jennyjenny]

It won’t change the fact your information has most likely been turned in to flag@whitehouse.gov. Sorry.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Too late man. You’re already on “The List” that Obama is keeping. Good luck. See you in the gulag."

Aren't we all...
:o)

[shibumi]

First you must create an about page, replete with graphics and pictures of your cats, dogs and loved ones. (This makes it easier for the SEIU to find your house and intimidate you into deletion.

Then you must study hard and elevate your IQ beyond the low grade status of the rest of us knuckle-dragging morons.

ACME offers an excellent IQ Enhacement Kit:

If all else fails, just send JimRob a picture of yourself nude (you area guy, yes?) and tell him you're hopelessly in love.

That should sent enough Viking Kitty Voltage back through your computer to insure that you are never a member of this, or any other, forum, ever again.

[jessduntno]

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

The only way to be sure your account as been deleted is to scrub your hard drive immediately. Don’t try to save anything either, all of the files are infected with a Red List tracking code. Wipe the drive and dispose of it immediately, preferably in a river, the ocean or one of the Great Lakes.

Stay safe. Best of luck to you.

[ejonesie22]

AL_76 IS DOOMED!!!!

DOOMED I TELL YA!!!!

[Tennessee Nana]

Say something nasty and get your silly self ZOTTED by teh Viking Kittehs...

[redstateconfidential]

[Mr. Mojo]

Can someone please tell me how to delete my account?

Fugetaboutit. You're a FReeper for life. Anytime anyone does an internet search on you, it'll reveal that you are a member of our crazed conservative cult.

Deal with it.

[envisio]

Is there a majic fairy that keeps making you pull this website up?

Just don’t log back on. DUH

[clintonh8r]

flag@whitehouse.gov

[KSCITYBOY]

You can’t! We own you now. Report at 7 am every morning.

[VaRepublican]

Wow.. thanks that was funny.

[A. Patriot]

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

[jessduntno]

Write an essay on why the following CNN Poll is probably too undercounted because of CNN’s Conservative leanings;

Town-hall protests over health care are:

Being orchestrated by lobbyists 55% 42501

Ordinary citizens expressing their opinions 45% 35350

Total Votes: 77851

http://www.cnn.com/

(Halfway down on the right)

[trisham]

[clintonh8r]

All your posts are belong to us.

[shibumi]

As a matter of fact.....

[CarlosFonke]

I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with These People!