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Megan Fox is a Man
Weekly World News ^ | January 14th, 2009 | Reginald Cunningham III

Posted on 07/22/2009 9:07:17 AM PDT by Young Werther

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: crossdresser; man; stupidpeople
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I guess I missed this one

1 posted on 07/22/2009 9:07:18 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

This thread is disturbing. Very disturbing.


2 posted on 07/22/2009 9:09:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“This thread is disturbing. Very disturbing.”

Agreed. But, it is Weekly World News... all the news their imaginations can bring to print.


3 posted on 07/22/2009 9:11:13 AM PDT by brownsfan (The public schools and the SRM, they are killing us.)
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To: Young Werther
Well, she has the adam's apple. Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

Now it is official, I am living in a parallel universe.

4 posted on 07/22/2009 9:11:27 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
5 posted on 07/22/2009 9:12:03 AM PDT by iowamark (certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
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To: Young Werther

Uh-oh, if Megan Fox is a man, does this mean I’m gay?


6 posted on 07/22/2009 9:12:42 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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To: brownsfan

I thought they went out of print; are they now an internet site?

I bought that issue showing that Saddam Hussein was a drag queen....too funny!


7 posted on 07/22/2009 9:12:54 AM PDT by Loud Mime (The Germans weren't Nazis per se - their SOCIALISTS were. Russians weren't Bolsheviks...)
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To: Young Werther

um....ok.


8 posted on 07/22/2009 9:13:52 AM PDT by devane617 (Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
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To: Young Werther; Perdogg

Be brave Perdogg, be brave...remember...this is World News Daily!!! And that Megan is such a kidder...

;)PaMom


9 posted on 07/22/2009 9:14:15 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (7-27-09 Sarah Palin Independence Day!)
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To: Young Werther

I wonder how many FReepers are busy right now trying to figure out how to scrub their posting history... and their eyes. :)


10 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:33 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Fill your hands you sons of bitches!)
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To: Loud Mime

“I thought they went out of print; are they now an internet site?”

Not sure. A long time ago I worked with a guy who bought that thing every week. It was kind of like watching WWF for him. He knew it was phoney, but when he was reading it, he’d get caught up in the stories and forget it was the Weekly World News.


11 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:35 AM PDT by brownsfan (The public schools and the SRM, they are killing us.)
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To: Young Werther

Yep. “It’s a man, baby!” I can’t wait to hear Ed Anger weigh in on this one.


12 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:51 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa
13 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:59 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("I always longed for repose and quiet" - John Calvin)
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To: Young Werther

I see a blue box with the words “No Thanks” in the near future....


14 posted on 07/22/2009 9:18:56 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox:


15 posted on 07/22/2009 9:19:41 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Texan Tory
Well I can prove she is NOT a man.
You see, the last time she was at my house.....

Wait... the lights were out. I thought she just forgot to shave.
...and she made a really bad omelet the next morning.

OH MY GOD!

16 posted on 07/22/2009 9:25:39 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Young Werther

Giggity.


17 posted on 07/22/2009 9:36:54 AM PDT by hsrazorback1 (Seek truth.)
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To: Young Werther

Craindead Bunt, IMHO. She’ll be posing for Hef in about 8-10 years after she is washed up.


18 posted on 07/22/2009 9:39:27 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: Clemenza

When she gets tossed aside, I’d be glad to take care of her.


19 posted on 07/22/2009 9:41:38 AM PDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, passport and school records.)
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To: Young Werther

If Megan Fox is a man, then I am gay.

20 posted on 07/22/2009 9:42:02 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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