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1 posted on 07/22/2009 9:07:18 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

This thread is disturbing. Very disturbing.


2 posted on 07/22/2009 9:09:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Young Werther
Well, she has the adam's apple. Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

Now it is official, I am living in a parallel universe.

4 posted on 07/22/2009 9:11:27 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
5 posted on 07/22/2009 9:12:03 AM PDT by iowamark (certified by Michael Steele as "ugly and incendiary")
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To: Young Werther

Uh-oh, if Megan Fox is a man, does this mean I’m gay?


6 posted on 07/22/2009 9:12:42 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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To: Young Werther

um....ok.


8 posted on 07/22/2009 9:13:52 AM PDT by devane617 (Republicans first strategy should be taking over the MSM. Without it we are doomed.)
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To: Young Werther; Perdogg

Be brave Perdogg, be brave...remember...this is World News Daily!!! And that Megan is such a kidder...

;)PaMom


9 posted on 07/22/2009 9:14:15 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (7-27-09 Sarah Palin Independence Day!)
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To: Young Werther

I wonder how many FReepers are busy right now trying to figure out how to scrub their posting history... and their eyes. :)


10 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:33 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Fill your hands you sons of bitches!)
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To: Young Werther

Yep. “It’s a man, baby!” I can’t wait to hear Ed Anger weigh in on this one.


12 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:51 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa
13 posted on 07/22/2009 9:16:59 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("I always longed for repose and quiet" - John Calvin)
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To: Young Werther

I see a blue box with the words “No Thanks” in the near future....


14 posted on 07/22/2009 9:18:56 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: Young Werther
Megan Fox:


15 posted on 07/22/2009 9:19:41 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Young Werther

Giggity.


17 posted on 07/22/2009 9:36:54 AM PDT by hsrazorback1 (Seek truth.)
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Craindead Bunt, IMHO. She’ll be posing for Hef in about 8-10 years after she is washed up.


18 posted on 07/22/2009 9:39:27 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: Young Werther

If Megan Fox is a man, then I am gay.

20 posted on 07/22/2009 9:42:02 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Young Werther

Why refer to the pathetic creature as “her” or “she” when he is nothing more than a genetic male with mutilated genitalia? Do not let the libs take control of the language. If you have a Y you’re a guy, no matter how badly you have yourself butchered.


24 posted on 07/22/2009 9:50:38 AM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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Well, she does have 'man hands'.

26 posted on 07/22/2009 9:57:52 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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