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FAA Grounds Radio Flyer
Federal Aviation Adminstration (Satire) ^ | 5/13/2009 | FAA

Posted on 05/13/2009 8:16:57 AM PDT by cll

May 13, 2009

WARNING LETTER

CERTIFIED MAIL RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED

Mr. Robert F. Pasin President and CEO Radio Flyer, Inc. 6515 W. Grand Ave. Chicago, IL 60707

Dear Mr. Pasin:

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has reviewed the markings of your Radio Flyer Classic Wagon and your Radio Flyer Retro Rocket Ride-On. FAA’s review found serious violations of the Federal Aviation Act and of the International Civil Aviation Organisation’s resolutions 900.564.0004.1 (b) and 900.782.00230.1 (s). You can find copies of the Act and the FAA’s website, http://www.faa.gov. The ICAO’s resolutions may be found at http://www.icao.int.

UNAUTHORIZED AIRCRAFT

Based on claims made on your vehicles’ markings, we have determined that your Radio Flyer Classic Wagons and your Radio Flyer Retro Rocket Ride-Ons are promoted for conditions that cause it to be AIRCRAFT because the vehicles are intended to manipulate the imagination of THE CHILDREN, insinuating that they are capable of FLIGHT.

Your Radio Flyer vehicles are mis-marked within the meaning of FAR Part 119 because it bears unauthorized claims of capabilities of FLIGHT, therefore posing an immediate threat of irreparable injury to the MINDS OF THE CHILDREN.

This letter is not intended to be an all-inclusive review of your vehicles and their markings. It is your responsibility to ensure that all your products are in compliance with the Act and its implementing regulations.

Failure to promptly correct the violations specified above may result in enforcement action without further notice. Enforcement action may include seizure of violative aircraft and/or injunction against the manufacture and distributors of violative aircraft.

Please advise this office in writing 15 days from your receipt of this letter of the specific steps you have taken to correct the violations noted above and to ensure that similar violations do not occur. Your response should include any documentation necessary to show that correction has been achieved.

Please send your reply to the attention of Tyrone S. Wisecrack, Compliance Commissar, Federal Aviation Administration, US Department of Transportation, 800 Independence Ave., Washington, DC 20591.

Sincerely,

/s/

Edward Wojohowitz Director Potentate FAA Illinois District


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cheerios; democrats; fda; fixyourwagon; freepun; humor; obama; radioflyer; satire; thoughtcrimes
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To: cll

I have absolutely no information about the bamboo poles, duct tape, tarp and wagon found hanging off the telephone lines in Signal Hill,’bout 45 years ago ;)


21 posted on 05/13/2009 8:28:05 AM PDT by Old Flat Toad (Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
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To: Old Flat Toad

Was there a JATO involved?


22 posted on 05/13/2009 8:29:31 AM PDT by texmexis best (uency)
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To: Red_Devil 232
NTSB Investigation Of This Landing Accident Results In FAA Letter.


23 posted on 05/13/2009 8:30:04 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Was that one BS also?

Well, it asked for replies to be sent to Tyra S. Wisecup.

But it can be found on the FDA site:
http://www.fda.gov/foi/warning_letters/s7188c.htm

I suppose Ms. Wisecup is real.

24 posted on 05/13/2009 8:32:02 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: texmexis best
I didn’t know that Radio Flyers could fly

No, you do the flying when your wagon bites the curb.
25 posted on 05/13/2009 8:32:41 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: ontap
Read people read!!!

The satire tag wasn't on the post originally.

26 posted on 05/13/2009 8:33:22 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: cll

What next, tennis shoes?


27 posted on 05/13/2009 8:38:23 AM PDT by Waco (Libs exhale too much.)
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To: texmexis best

No pyrotechnics, just big hills and thoughts of Rogallo wings and spacecraft.


28 posted on 05/13/2009 8:38:36 AM PDT by Old Flat Toad (Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
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To: Thrownatbirth

Sounds like my sled in Wisconsin. Long distance flying over snow banks...


29 posted on 05/13/2009 8:38:54 AM PDT by texmexis best (uency)
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To: texmexis best

And of course the ski-jumping....

I guess I did make it into the air many times...

We had one hill that was so fast that you could go into the air with your sled and do a barrel roll. What fun. Probably a felony these days though....


30 posted on 05/13/2009 8:41:59 AM PDT by texmexis best (uency)
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To: texmexis best
It Flies

EXCELLENT movie.

Grab the kids and grandkids and enjoy

31 posted on 05/13/2009 9:10:51 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: cll

they probably also got one from the FCC ordering them to establish a community review board for their talk shows...


32 posted on 05/13/2009 9:12:46 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: cll

If true, they went off the deep end.


33 posted on 05/13/2009 9:15:50 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: valkyry1

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2249973/posts


34 posted on 05/13/2009 9:19:24 AM PDT by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: massgopguy

I bet it didn’t “fly” too well either.


35 posted on 05/13/2009 6:38:16 PM PDT by dfwddr (fubo)
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