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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Lady Jag; Tax-chick
T-C: Tax-Chick. Her cat is named Wednesday. Not sure how many claws she has but...
601
posted on
04/03/2009 7:55:25 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
T-C's cat, that's a stretch.
602
posted on
04/03/2009 8:33:37 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
To: Lady Jag; sionnsar; Tax-chick
603
posted on
04/03/2009 9:03:15 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: NicknamedBob
I have a character who can read minds. What good does it do him? How can he make an honest living?
From most honest to least.
Carnival.
TV show.
Poker.
Lawyer.
604
posted on
04/03/2009 9:10:39 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Tax-chick
HI, T-C!!!
free dixie HUGS,sw
605
posted on
04/03/2009 10:13:19 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Lady Jag; sionnsar
Wednesday is NOT declawed. I trimmed her front claws a few days ago, but haven’t been able to reach the rear ones. Anoreth will have to help!
606
posted on
04/04/2009 4:47:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: stand watie
607
posted on
04/04/2009 4:47:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
608
posted on
04/04/2009 4:49:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
609
posted on
04/04/2009 5:20:05 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I’m up! I’m up!
Why am I up?
610
posted on
04/04/2009 5:33:53 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I don't know why you are up Do you know why Bob's up?
611
posted on
04/04/2009 6:52:06 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I don't know why you are up
TC? Face?
Do you know why Bob's up?
612
posted on
04/04/2009 6:52:36 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar
"blonde, female"
Redundant, but I suppose necessary even for some FReepers.Me? *sigh*
613
posted on
04/04/2009 7:23:02 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
I don’t even know why I’m up, much less, anyone else. I certainly didn’t want to be.
Ah. Now I remember. The phone rang.
614
posted on
04/04/2009 7:28:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
I’m up because I thought I heard the doorbell ring.
615
posted on
04/04/2009 7:37:00 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Pippin
The birds tried to wake me up a while ago, but I ignored their efforts. It was like background music in a bad movie.
616
posted on
04/04/2009 7:38:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
I had to take Bill and Tom over to church to help clean. I made copies for the Spanish Mass tomorrow and the memorial service Monday. (This will help me sleep tonight!) Now I have to go back and get the boys.
Susan ate a mouse last night. The catz were fascinated. Nice day here, 70s and sunny, tomorrow supposed to be the same.
617
posted on
04/04/2009 7:41:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Forty-five here, with wind. But so far, it’s sunny.
The catz are not happy. The bed is against the wall and the “bedroll” is against a small wall where I put it out of the traffic area. They have been calling me all kinds of rude names and sending e-vil thoughts my way.
618
posted on
04/04/2009 7:47:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Tax-chick
Some days I know exactly how that mouse feels.
619
posted on
04/04/2009 7:56:40 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
620
posted on
04/04/2009 8:03:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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