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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Lady Jag; Tax-chick

T-C: Tax-Chick. Her cat is named Wednesday. Not sure how many claws she has but...


601 posted on 04/03/2009 7:55:25 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
T-C's cat, that's a stretch.


602 posted on 04/03/2009 8:33:37 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Lady Jag; sionnsar; Tax-chick
YEOW!

Now that's a cat!

603 posted on 04/03/2009 9:03:15 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: NicknamedBob
I have a character who can read minds. What good does it do him? How can he make an honest living?

From most honest to least.

Carnival.

TV show.

Poker.

Lawyer.

604 posted on 04/03/2009 9:10:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
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To: Tax-chick
HI, T-C!!!

free dixie HUGS,sw

605 posted on 04/03/2009 10:13:19 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Lady Jag; sionnsar

Wednesday is NOT declawed. I trimmed her front claws a few days ago, but haven’t been able to reach the rear ones. Anoreth will have to help!


606 posted on 04/04/2009 4:47:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: stand watie

Good morning, General!


607 posted on 04/04/2009 4:47:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

608 posted on 04/04/2009 4:49:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Morning TC!


609 posted on 04/04/2009 5:20:05 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I’m up! I’m up!

Why am I up?


610 posted on 04/04/2009 5:33:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I don't know why you are up Do you know why Bob's up?
611 posted on 04/04/2009 6:52:06 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I don't know why you are up

TC? Face?

Do you know why Bob's up?

612 posted on 04/04/2009 6:52:36 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar
"blonde, female"
Redundant, but I suppose necessary even for some FReepers.

Me? *sigh*

613 posted on 04/04/2009 7:23:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Pippin; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

I don’t even know why I’m up, much less, anyone else. I certainly didn’t want to be.

Ah. Now I remember. The phone rang.


614 posted on 04/04/2009 7:28:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

I’m up because I thought I heard the doorbell ring.


615 posted on 04/04/2009 7:37:00 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

The birds tried to wake me up a while ago, but I ignored their efforts. It was like background music in a bad movie.


616 posted on 04/04/2009 7:38:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

I had to take Bill and Tom over to church to help clean. I made copies for the Spanish Mass tomorrow and the memorial service Monday. (This will help me sleep tonight!) Now I have to go back and get the boys.

Susan ate a mouse last night. The catz were fascinated. Nice day here, 70s and sunny, tomorrow supposed to be the same.


617 posted on 04/04/2009 7:41:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Forty-five here, with wind. But so far, it’s sunny.
The catz are not happy. The bed is against the wall and the “bedroll” is against a small wall where I put it out of the traffic area. They have been calling me all kinds of rude names and sending e-vil thoughts my way.


618 posted on 04/04/2009 7:47:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Tax-chick

Some days I know exactly how that mouse feels.


619 posted on 04/04/2009 7:56:40 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Me too!


620 posted on 04/04/2009 8:03:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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