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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
That stuff did okay with me for my wisdom teeth.
But they’d hit me with a full large syringe of IV sedative.
(Sodium pentathol family.)
So I had an interesting mix going.
Was quite fascinating to me.
My previous sedative memory was stitches in the side of my head when I was 5.
(Fuzzy memory at that.)
501
posted on
04/02/2009 5:42:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Dentists have nothing new to offer me. My pain threshold is off the charts when it comes to mouth work. Do NOT say, “This may hurt just a little.” I guess I will count my blessings then. The one think I really dislike are needles -- though it seems they're far better than they used to be.
502
posted on
04/02/2009 5:43:25 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
The missus is allergic to codeine.
She gets WIRED for two or more days from one small dose.
Makes for some amusing events.
(Homestar Runner’s “Strong Sad” character on caffiene. Only worse.)
503
posted on
04/02/2009 5:44:08 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
They use oragel on the injection site on me first.
Works, sorta.
504
posted on
04/02/2009 5:45:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; sionnsar; Monkey Face
Gah! You folks make me feel so ... so normal! *Sob!*
505
posted on
04/02/2009 5:46:00 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Monkey Face
As long as they don’t give me nitrous oxide. My last dentist tried that. Didn't help (much?) with the gagging and otherwise did nothing but leave me feeling slightly -odd- for a short time.
That's an -odd- different from the normal odd, mind you. *\;-)
506
posted on
04/02/2009 5:46:16 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: NicknamedBob
*pat-pat-pat*
It’s OK, Bob. We love you, anyway!
507
posted on
04/02/2009 5:46:51 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Darksheare
They use oragel on the injection site on me first. Works, sorta. Ditto.
508
posted on
04/02/2009 5:47:38 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Sorry, NnBob, the Redhead Club got a bit carried away.
509
posted on
04/02/2009 5:48:42 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All
It only makes me hyper. More hyper. I don’t have time to sit in that stupid chair and let the dentist play in my mouth. I should be charging HIM!
And with that, I’m off to the land of Dreams. See ya’ll tomorrow.
510
posted on
04/02/2009 5:51:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; redhead
(Speak for yourself, sion!)
511
posted on
04/02/2009 5:52:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Darksheare
512
posted on
04/02/2009 5:52:58 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Monkey Face
Trust us, we envy you.
Considering that redheads were an experiment into genetic modification by passing aliens, we’re rather ineffective mutants.
Super ability?
Hardly, just the ability to metabolize various substances in bizarre fashions so as to produce demented results.
/ end bad semi-joke.
513
posted on
04/02/2009 5:53:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Pleasant dreams Face.
As opposed to peasant dreams, or pheasant dreams.
Neither of which would be pleasant.
Rather oddly disturbing I’d guess.
514
posted on
04/02/2009 5:54:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
G’night. I have other business to attend to.
515
posted on
04/02/2009 5:55:00 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
516
posted on
04/02/2009 5:57:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
That sucks...
G’night, Ms. Harmless!
517
posted on
04/02/2009 5:57:32 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: NicknamedBob
There, there.
I don't mind going to the dentist either.
Everybody else in my family has to be dragged in kicking and screaming.
518
posted on
04/02/2009 5:59:11 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: sionnsar; Darksheare; NicknamedBob
Goodnight, Fans!!
I’ll sign all the photos and tee-shirts in the morning!
;o]
Maybe.
519
posted on
04/02/2009 5:59:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Good night Face.
May you have only happy dreams.
520
posted on
04/02/2009 6:01:22 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
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