[Darksheare]

Trust us, we envy you.
Considering that redheads were an experiment into genetic modification by passing aliens, we’re rather ineffective mutants.
Super ability?
Hardly, just the ability to metabolize various substances in bizarre fashions so as to produce demented results.
/ end bad semi-joke.

[NicknamedBob]

"Trust us, we envy you.
Considering that redheads were an experiment into genetic modification by passing aliens, we’re rather ineffective mutants.
Super ability?"

I'm not entirely excluded. When I was a kid, the neighbors called me "Carrot Top". Not for my stand-up routine, either.

As for my Super Abilities, I keep that on the down-low.

Superman!

“Strange visitor from another planet...”,
I know how that must feel.
That’s why I’m surreptitious,
Whenever I bend steel.

We shouldn’t alarm the natives,
Just when does Superman sleep?
Now that they know his secret,
He has promises to keep.

Much better to stay quiet,
And work without the light.
No need to call attention,
To having X-ray sight.

Flying, of course, is forbidden,
Is it a bird or a plane?
It just makes complications,
That are much too hard to explain.

So all my powers are muted,
But I don’t have to fear in the storm,
At least I can quietly glance at my cup,
And keep my coffee warm!

NicknamedBob . . . . June 30, 2005