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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Darksheare
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posted on
04/23/2009 5:18:04 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Eeep!
Waddling Penguin Invaders from Ursa Minor!
2,202
posted on
04/23/2009 5:18:48 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
2,203
posted on
04/23/2009 5:19:26 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
2,204
posted on
04/23/2009 5:24:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
If the penguins leave, I’m going too!
2,205
posted on
04/23/2009 5:25:25 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Darksheare
I’m sure I have no idea what you’re referring to ... but it’s veeeery in ter est ing.
2,206
posted on
04/23/2009 5:30:12 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick
The waddling penguin invaders of Ursa Minor were featured as character backstory for one Elvion Atombender from the game Impossible Mission II.
2,207
posted on
04/23/2009 5:41:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Penguins are much more dangerous than most people realize.
I’m off to put my feet up ... see y’all tomorrow!
2,208
posted on
04/23/2009 5:44:52 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick
Correction, it was Impossible Mission.
In IM 2, Elvin was angered at the destruction of his pet program Elvin Jr.
2,209
posted on
04/23/2009 5:51:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: sionnsar
Great photos and text - makes me feel as though I’m right there with you! Thanks. I hope there are more... (hint, hint) Tha gaol agam ort a’ghraidh!
2,210
posted on
04/23/2009 7:05:51 PM PDT
by
LibreOuMort
(Give me liberty, or give me death! (Patrick Henry))
To: Dead Corpse
Oh! That kind of shooting!
I did some target practice with an old .22 rifle on my Granmother's farm in Saskatchewan and got close to the center of the target. And that was with being partially blind! :o)
2,211
posted on
04/23/2009 7:11:13 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; MHGinTN
Like I did the other day, I posted something on Amy’s thread that was supposed to have been posted to a freeper on the DD thread,
2,212
posted on
04/23/2009 7:13:54 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: LibreOuMort
There will be more, you may be assured.
2,213
posted on
04/24/2009 12:38:55 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Once the was a man who was deeply in love with a very, very beautiful woman.
He wooed her with all his might, but she would not commit to marriage.
So in his despair, he decided to remain single.
He worked.
He went bowling.
He fished.
He hunted.
He smoked cigars.
He drank whiskey and beer.
He sought out the companionship of buddies with whom he played cards.
Occasionally he had affairs with women of loose morals.
.....and he lived happily ever after.
The End
2,214
posted on
04/24/2009 12:51:06 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: shibumi
She couldn’t have been that much of a catch. You didn’t mention, for instance, if she had a fishing boat.
2,215
posted on
04/24/2009 4:53:02 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
2,216
posted on
04/24/2009 4:56:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Darksheare
So!
The dolphins are leaving!
2,217
posted on
04/24/2009 5:02:27 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: Tax-chick
2,218
posted on
04/24/2009 5:02:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Pippin
2,219
posted on
04/24/2009 5:03:00 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: MHGinTN; Darksheare
Darks does that sometimes.
2,220
posted on
04/24/2009 5:03:15 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
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