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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Darksheare

2,201 posted on 04/23/2009 5:18:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Eeep!
Waddling Penguin Invaders from Ursa Minor!


2,202 posted on 04/23/2009 5:18:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Quick - we need fish!


2,203 posted on 04/23/2009 5:19:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick
So long, and thanks for all the fish?
2,204 posted on 04/23/2009 5:24:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

If the penguins leave, I’m going too!


2,205 posted on 04/23/2009 5:25:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Darksheare

I’m sure I have no idea what you’re referring to ... but it’s veeeery in ter est ing.


2,206 posted on 04/23/2009 5:30:12 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick

The waddling penguin invaders of Ursa Minor were featured as character backstory for one Elvion Atombender from the game Impossible Mission II.


2,207 posted on 04/23/2009 5:41:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Penguins are much more dangerous than most people realize.

I’m off to put my feet up ... see y’all tomorrow!


2,208 posted on 04/23/2009 5:44:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick

Correction, it was Impossible Mission.
In IM 2, Elvin was angered at the destruction of his pet program Elvin Jr.


2,209 posted on 04/23/2009 5:51:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar

Great photos and text - makes me feel as though I’m right there with you! Thanks. I hope there are more... (hint, hint) Tha gaol agam ort a’ghraidh!


2,210 posted on 04/23/2009 7:05:51 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (Give me liberty, or give me death! (Patrick Henry))
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To: Dead Corpse
Oh! That kind of shooting!

I did some target practice with an old .22 rifle on my Granmother's farm in Saskatchewan and got close to the center of the target. And that was with being partially blind! :o)

2,211 posted on 04/23/2009 7:11:13 PM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; MHGinTN

Like I did the other day, I posted something on Amy’s thread that was supposed to have been posted to a freeper on the DD thread,


2,212 posted on 04/23/2009 7:13:54 PM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: LibreOuMort

There will be more, you may be assured.


2,213 posted on 04/24/2009 12:38:55 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Once the was a man who was deeply in love with a very, very beautiful woman.

He wooed her with all his might, but she would not commit to marriage.

So in his despair, he decided to remain single.

He worked.

He went bowling.

He fished.

He hunted.

He smoked cigars.

He drank whiskey and beer.

He sought out the companionship of buddies with whom he played cards.

Occasionally he had affairs with women of loose morals.

.....and he lived happily ever after.

The End


2,214 posted on 04/24/2009 12:51:06 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: shibumi

She couldn’t have been that much of a catch. You didn’t mention, for instance, if she had a fishing boat.


2,215 posted on 04/24/2009 4:53:02 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

2,216 posted on 04/24/2009 4:56:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Darksheare
So!

The dolphins are leaving!

2,217 posted on 04/24/2009 5:02:27 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: Tax-chick

2,218 posted on 04/24/2009 5:02:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Pippin

More fish for us!


2,219 posted on 04/24/2009 5:03:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: MHGinTN; Darksheare

Darks does that sometimes.


2,220 posted on 04/24/2009 5:03:15 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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