Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
LOL!
I REALLY like YOUR tagline!! It’s awesome!
I can vote for Sarah Palin and Steve Harper!
I need to make up a new tagline for myself.
Thanks!
The world needs the USA.
who’s he?
I have enough taglines to last me three years, if I change it every week.
It was very nice in Davidson at the reptile show. We (except Anoreth and DP) got to see the venomous snake presentation; having been warned by A.A.M., I knew the professor was going to put the rattlers on the floor, and warned the kids to hold still and keep the little brothers in their seats! The copperhead and the rattlers were very attractive.
Anoreth’s at a church youth overnight at the church, Bill’s at camp with the Boy Scouts, and Tom’s at an overnight birthday party up the street. Any Minute Now, we can put everyone under 10 to bed and have some peace with our dog, catz, and herpets!
But the USA needs CANADA!!!
It sounds like a pretty busy but very fun day!
We missed you here, though.
How are you feeling?
I tried to tell the person I was just dissappointed in the government and the way it's being run, but she would not believe me. Said I was lieing to her and to myself.
But I'm not anti-American I'm just an Independant and exersizing my Constitutional rights.
He's a British actor from Scotland, he's more well known in Britian and has benn in a lot of TV shows and movies
He was in the 4th Harry Potter movie and he's currently portraying the 10 Doctor in the Dr Who series.
Today he turned 38.
You don’t have to explain your position on anything to anyone. Especially someone who is just looking for an argument.
Just smile sweetly and tell them your life and your opinions are private, and you intend to keep them that way. Then turn your back and walk away.
They’ll figure it out on their own. After a while. Maybe.
You can say THAT again! :o)
I had temparary amnesia, I forgot I was in Maryland talking to a lib!
I’m feeling okay, thanks. Went to bed with Wednesday when we got home from Davidson, which is about 45 minutes away. People would come in and say, “I’m leaving!” and I’d say, “Great, have fun!” and turn over and go back to sleep. They’ll have to kick the youth group out of the church by 8:00 tomorrow, to have Mass at 9:00, so Anoreth will be home pretty early. I told Tom to be home by 10:00 a.m., no matter how much food they offerred at his friend’s house!
Bill will turn up at the church with the Boy Scouts at some point in the afternoon. DP said he got an email from one of the leaders saying their hike today was a success. Lovely day today, but it’s clouding up and the forecast says 60% chance of rain tomorrow. It’s great, compared to drought, but Bill’s going to have a heck of a time getting the back yard mowed!
We talked to a landscape worker who was doing something up the street (in my all-present-tense Spanish), and may get him to work on a path and a second patio in the back the week after next. It depends on whether he has another job that week, and whether we get the sod cleared and the paving supplies purchased in time. Good rate, $15 an hour for an experienced paving installer, with free help from Bill and Tom.
Sounds like you had a big day.
Snakes, lizards, turtles! DP said he’ll get Tom a chameleon if he gets Vlad toilet trained by the end of June. I keep offering the older kids money, but none of them will make the effort! Maybe a reptile will do the trick.
Whom did he play in the Harry Potter film? I haven’t seen any Dr. Who since I was I college, no later than 1987!
The rest are okay!
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