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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

Glad to hear it’s gorgeous there, and warmth coming next week.
I think you need a break from winter.


1,681 posted on 04/18/2009 10:38:27 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

I’m SO ready for summer!

Thanks for the well-wishes. I’m hoping to spend more time sitting in the sun this summer. Maybe I can help alleviate some of the SAD. *crosses fingers*


1,682 posted on 04/18/2009 10:43:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ugh. Looked at the Helsinki forecast. 30 - 40 typical.


1,683 posted on 04/18/2009 10:49:38 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

At least you’ll be there for the White Nights....almost.


1,684 posted on 04/18/2009 10:51:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face
Almost, not quite. Saw them in Tromso Norway some years back. Didn't really like them -- it was hard to sleep, even with the really heavy window shades (blackout curtains).

Go to go get ready. The bishop's coming.

1,685 posted on 04/18/2009 11:06:33 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Laterden!


1,686 posted on 04/18/2009 11:08:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: sionnsar; fanfan
Yep!

Will do!

1,687 posted on 04/18/2009 12:06:12 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; fanfan; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas; ...
It's just gorgious here! :o)

Sunshine and WARM and really excillant!

1,688 posted on 04/18/2009 12:08:13 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Our humidity is heading down into the single digits. That is great! I love it when it’s hot and dry!


1,689 posted on 04/18/2009 12:11:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: sionnsar; Pippin
Congratulations! Be sure to vote Conservative, right, fanfan?

Damn right, or we'll revoke the thing! ;-)

Welcome home Sion.

1,690 posted on 04/18/2009 2:20:02 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

We have buds and leaves!


1,691 posted on 04/18/2009 2:21:03 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

YES!!!


1,692 posted on 04/18/2009 2:21:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

And, the ice left the bay yesterday.

Woo-Hoo!


1,693 posted on 04/18/2009 2:24:21 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Yep! Spring is on the way!
*HUG*


1,694 posted on 04/18/2009 2:28:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Isn’t it wonderful!
Oh, and the garlic I planted last fall has sprouted!

Are you going to get your 80-90’s soon?


1,695 posted on 04/18/2009 2:50:07 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Hopefully, we’ll have 90’s by Thursday, but like any spring here, the temps will yo-yo for a few weeks.


1,696 posted on 04/18/2009 3:00:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

I like your tag line.

*HUG*


1,697 posted on 04/18/2009 3:06:53 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

O! Thanks for reminding me!! I was going to change it today, too! LOL!


1,698 posted on 04/18/2009 3:18:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

!


1,699 posted on 04/18/2009 3:19:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

ME!


1,700 posted on 04/18/2009 3:19:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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