Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
*checked*
Nope, unfortunately I don’t meet the requirements.
No fair! No Fair!
;-)
That’s all you need, Kiddo! Even if you were born in the US!
Not really, but in your case we’ll make an exception.
Oh well.
Maybe you’ll meet a nice Canadian girl.....oh, wait.
*sigh*
I'm so terribly sorry! ;o)
LOL!
Well, the missus does say I’m up for sale, no returns.
Er, fanfan?<p. did you just propose to Darks ;o)
That’s what I get for having a bunch of Krauts, a Frenchy, and a rowdy Scot or three in the ancestry.
Oh, and a tea totaller Brit.
*sigh*
You are smart to figure out that I’m an exception!
I can't imagine.
Would you like to e-mail it to me, or did you want to hand me a printed copy to go over?
I wish I really could qualify for dual citizenship. A Canadian passport is still safer than a U.S. one, isn’t it?
fanfan, Mom was born in Canada, came to the US when she married my dad, I was born in Indiana. Mom never became an American citizen. Do I still qualify?
I have a problem with hitting two keys at the same time!
A Democrat High In The Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost.. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s MY fault.”
I could but US government policy is really tough about dual citizenship
I’ll E-Mail the first chapter to you as it is finished uless I have to make further revisions.
I didn’t know Canadian needed waking up.
Since when? All my quasi-Irish friends have been going dual without challenge.
Lessee... there’s the Steele family who lived in Dingman’s Ferry before it was Dingman’s Ferry, while it was still ‘indian territory’.
And they didn’t have any problems...
(?)
How’d they manage that feat at the time, I dunno.
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