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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
We need a few of them folks come to Maryland!
Tell them to bring thier signs!
To: Tax-chick
To: Pippin
Oops, I forgot the C batteries. I don’t need it to work yet, anyway!
1,583
posted on
04/17/2009 9:08:13 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Pippin
I’m sure they would be willing. Did you see all the signs about Reid? I think two terms is enough for ANY elected official. Period.
1,584
posted on
04/17/2009 9:08:26 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: HKMk23
I was thinking about you yesterday! Wondering how the new baby is, and if you have any recent piccies.
I’d love to get some Legos, but around here, they are scarce as frog hair. They get snapped up as soon as they hit the stores, and are NEVER seen in yard sales!! LOL!
1,585
posted on
04/17/2009 9:11:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Tax-chick
That’s got to be one of the most accurate captions I’ve seen in a long time. (Of course, the LOLdogs today was pretty good too ~ “smile”) It reminded me of my son!
1,586
posted on
04/17/2009 9:12:46 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
I get that look from Wednesday sometimes. I figured it meant, “When I uncover my eyes, I want you all to be gone!”
1,587
posted on
04/17/2009 9:19:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: HKMk23
Bionicles do dreadful things to the innards of the vacuum (not to mention the catz). My sons went through a phase of them, and I think we still have some about.
1,588
posted on
04/17/2009 9:20:18 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
I got the “I can’t believe you’re DOING that!” vibe from it. Or, “Oh, the hoomanity!”
1,589
posted on
04/17/2009 9:34:54 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
Amen to that!
Now to get that into Sen (sir) Splash and Sen. Mikluski!
To: Pippin
Hopefully, we can get the rest of the country involved.
We gotta save America!
1,591
posted on
04/17/2009 11:39:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
AFternoon! I’m making a Cuban nosh in honor of the Bay of Pigs invasion; been on my feet for a couple of hours. Time for a rest and a Restorative, as soon as I find some rice for Bill to cook.
I have a new book on CD, Michael Palin reading “Sahara,” from his travel TV show. I looked through the book a while back, but I’ll assimilate more listening to it than looking at the pictures and reading the captions!
1,592
posted on
04/17/2009 12:57:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
I finished scanning Igor’s history.
I need to print it out, I guess. It looks really ugly. *sigh*
The “new kid” came home yesterday ~~ with newspaper on the bottom of his cage. *groan* He’ll be much better off, here. For sure.
1,593
posted on
04/17/2009 1:25:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
Sort of like adopting Wednesday! Somebody had to do it.
1,594
posted on
04/17/2009 1:48:14 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
God bless us, every one!
That’s the second rescue I’ve made that had newsprint on the bottom of the cage.
</rant
1,595
posted on
04/17/2009 1:53:40 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Darksheare; null and void; Lady Jag; Pippin
1,596
posted on
04/17/2009 2:08:42 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I’ve heard of Driving While Canadian.
I’ve heard of Driving While Buckeyed.
But I’ve never heard of Waking Up Canadian.
1,597
posted on
04/17/2009 2:16:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Check the link.
It may have happened to you!
1,598
posted on
04/17/2009 2:20:57 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Darksheare; fanfan
Is it fair having a Canadian mother?
I mean, not saying I intend on cheating! LOL!
Oh! Canada!
To: fanfan
I once peed in the woods with a Canadian Lynx. Does that count?
1,600
posted on
04/17/2009 2:25:52 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
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