Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Well, I’m not “shovel-ready” here. I just that hope in 24 hours I’m on final approach to PDX, on my way home to SEA.
But the locals assure me the roads will be kept clear and the airport will keep functioning. (Closed only 3 times since its opening a dozen or so years ago.)
But I enjoyed a dinner of traditional Colorado seafood tonight, cooked very well.
I wonder why the word "oxymoron" just popped into my head?
I hadn't thought of Joe Biden even once today.
And most of the time the snow and fog hid the scenery, so one couldn't tell one was in Colorado.
Good night all. Not sure if I’ll be here Friday.
Morning, all!
Good Morning everybody!
I have to go to Wal-mart.
I don’t have to go there, but I’ll wave to them as I drive by.
They are so friendly, you know?
They’re very friendly to me ... I’m such a good customer! Tom’s going to a birthday party tomorrow, so we need to get a present for his friend.
And while you’re at Walmart...........
Hi, Bob I finished the first chapter of my Dr Who fanfiction story and am working on the second chapter. I’m not going to try to post it until I have somebody look at it to see whyat is wrong with it that it got rejected twice because of grammer!
Probably a lot friendlier than the folks that run that fansite were I'm trying to post my story.
Get anything good at Walmart?
I haven’t gone yet! But I have a list! I’m planning to get a new electronic vibrating baby bouncer. Wal-mart has one that’s exactly what I want, except that it only comes in pink. (The only comparable, non-pink, item is a Scandinavian import that costs $120 plus shipping!) I’ll just pin a blanket over the pink, if necessary ... easier to clean up that way, anyway; the Brothers tend to spew.
I'm going to start that Sci Fi story with the GWB theme. It's going to have Time Travel in it. Along with "ghosts"
What ever happened to the human baby bouncer? :o)
This took place in Sunset Park, LV, on TEA Day. It was a long day, but if you watch the entire video (7+ minutes) they did a darn good job!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdsqTrdCvc
The human baby bouncers go to bed at night! I do need to get a new sling or baby-pack carrier, though. I gave the old one away when Vlad got too big. Secondhand store for that, since there’s no electric motor.
I get it! Well, than get the pink one and have someone paint it blue.
I’ll make a slipcover, waterproof if necessary.
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