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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, I’m not “shovel-ready” here. I just that hope in 24 hours I’m on final approach to PDX, on my way home to SEA.
But the locals assure me the roads will be kept clear and the airport will keep functioning. (Closed only 3 times since its opening a dozen or so years ago.)


1,561 posted on 04/16/2009 7:44:37 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: NicknamedBob

But I enjoyed a dinner of traditional Colorado seafood tonight, cooked very well.


1,562 posted on 04/16/2009 7:47:03 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar
"... traditional Colorado seafood ..."

I wonder why the word "oxymoron" just popped into my head?

I hadn't thought of Joe Biden even once today.

1,563 posted on 04/16/2009 8:02:23 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob
Well, it did seem a little odd. But our Coloradan hosts suggested it. But the seafood was very good!

And most of the time the snow and fog hid the scenery, so one couldn't tell one was in Colorado.

1,564 posted on 04/16/2009 8:16:07 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: All

Good night all. Not sure if I’ll be here Friday.


1,565 posted on 04/16/2009 9:47:06 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob

Morning, all!

1,566 posted on 04/17/2009 3:49:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar; All

Good Morning everybody!


1,567 posted on 04/17/2009 4:27:56 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

I have to go to Wal-mart.


1,568 posted on 04/17/2009 4:34:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick; Pippin

I don’t have to go there, but I’ll wave to them as I drive by.

They are so friendly, you know?


1,569 posted on 04/17/2009 4:53:04 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

They’re very friendly to me ... I’m such a good customer! Tom’s going to a birthday party tomorrow, so we need to get a present for his friend.


1,570 posted on 04/17/2009 5:08:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

And while you’re at Walmart...........

Hi, Bob I finished the first chapter of my Dr Who fanfiction story and am working on the second chapter. I’m not going to try to post it until I have somebody look at it to see whyat is wrong with it that it got rejected twice because of grammer!


1,571 posted on 04/17/2009 6:18:35 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: NicknamedBob
"They are so friendly, you know?"

Probably a lot friendlier than the folks that run that fansite were I'm trying to post my story.

1,572 posted on 04/17/2009 6:20:06 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick

Get anything good at Walmart?


1,573 posted on 04/17/2009 6:21:13 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

I haven’t gone yet! But I have a list! I’m planning to get a new electronic vibrating baby bouncer. Wal-mart has one that’s exactly what I want, except that it only comes in pink. (The only comparable, non-pink, item is a Scandinavian import that costs $120 plus shipping!) I’ll just pin a blanket over the pink, if necessary ... easier to clean up that way, anyway; the Brothers tend to spew.


1,574 posted on 04/17/2009 6:24:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Know what I'm going to do since I've been bitten by the writing bug?

I'm going to start that Sci Fi story with the GWB theme. It's going to have Time Travel in it. Along with "ghosts"

1,575 posted on 04/17/2009 6:25:19 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick

What ever happened to the human baby bouncer? :o)


1,576 posted on 04/17/2009 6:26:21 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; Danae; ...

This took place in Sunset Park, LV, on TEA Day. It was a long day, but if you watch the entire video (7+ minutes) they did a darn good job!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdsqTrdCvc


1,577 posted on 04/17/2009 7:28:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Pippin

The human baby bouncers go to bed at night! I do need to get a new sling or baby-pack carrier, though. I gave the old one away when Vlad got too big. Secondhand store for that, since there’s no electric motor.


1,578 posted on 04/17/2009 7:45:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick
LOL!

I get it! Well, than get the pink one and have someone paint it blue.

1,579 posted on 04/17/2009 8:56:21 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

I’ll make a slipcover, waterproof if necessary.


1,580 posted on 04/17/2009 9:05:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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