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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: ThomasThomas
For foreigners learning English, spelling is confusing. Light-lite, through-thru, there-their-they’re...as long as they don’t have to read, they can learn the language quite easily. So they say.
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posted on
04/01/2009 8:10:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: ThomasThomas
Too true. English spelling is an art form, not a science. It wasn’t “thought up” by anyone, of course, but developed organically through the natural processes of linguistic development.
It doesn’t make sense ... it just IS.
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posted on
04/01/2009 8:14:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: ThomasThomas
We should go back to Latin. It's the hodge-podge of other languages and dialects that has made the "living" English language such a mess.
Think about it. In Latin, Libertas inaestimabilis res est means "Liberty is a thing beyond all price". Nowadays, "hope" and "change" have taken on completely contrary meanings.
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posted on
04/01/2009 8:48:49 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: sionnsar
Snowing in downtown Seattle...
144
posted on
04/01/2009 10:09:49 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(HOPE and CHANGE? More like BAIT and SWITCH.)
To: A_cool_guy
145
posted on
04/01/2009 10:32:40 AM PDT
by
mainestategop
(MAINE: The way communism should be)
To: All
a man goes to buy a horse. The stable keeper instructs him that to make it go faster yell few! To make it go slow yell WHOA!
He tried it out, went out riding yelling few! few! few! the horse was running fast but then came upon a giant cliff. He forgot how to stop and started yelling NO! STOP! DONT! WHOA!!
He stopped just at the edge of the cliff and said phew! That was close...
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posted on
04/01/2009 10:35:28 AM PDT
by
mainestategop
(MAINE: The way communism should be)
To: bobaloobob
”brothers and sisters have I none ...but the father of this man...is my father’s son.”
Is he the Babydaddy?
To: Darksheare
148
posted on
04/01/2009 10:42:38 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: upsdriver
The last panel should have had the King say “Tax him!”
To: A_cool_guy
150
posted on
04/01/2009 10:46:50 AM PDT
by
US_MilitaryRules
("We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots)
To: SandyInSeattle
Ugh.
We have your wind....
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posted on
04/01/2009 10:49:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Dead Corpse
Don’t mess with Mother Nature!
152
posted on
04/01/2009 10:53:20 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
153
posted on
04/01/2009 10:54:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Or zombie ice crystals either apparently.
154
posted on
04/01/2009 10:54:28 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
This it when it pays to have a snow blower.
155
posted on
04/01/2009 10:55:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
Or at least a big ol’ can of Morton salt.
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posted on
04/01/2009 11:10:33 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
Or coal dust....that’s what was used in my home town.
157
posted on
04/01/2009 11:27:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Darksheare
158
posted on
04/01/2009 12:46:51 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Tax-chick
My story was still rejected because of no break in the lines. OI!
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posted on
04/01/2009 12:48:16 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: SandyInSeattle
Snowing in downtown Seattle... There was plenty of snow in the rain on my drive into Redmond this morning.
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posted on
04/01/2009 12:48:39 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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