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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: ThomasThomas

For foreigners learning English, spelling is confusing. Light-lite, through-thru, there-their-they’re...as long as they don’t have to read, they can learn the language quite easily. So they say.


141 posted on 04/01/2009 8:10:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Too true. English spelling is an art form, not a science. It wasn’t “thought up” by anyone, of course, but developed organically through the natural processes of linguistic development.

It doesn’t make sense ... it just IS.


142 posted on 04/01/2009 8:14:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: ThomasThomas
We should go back to Latin. It's the hodge-podge of other languages and dialects that has made the "living" English language such a mess.

Think about it. In Latin, Libertas inaestimabilis res est means "Liberty is a thing beyond all price". Nowadays, "hope" and "change" have taken on completely contrary meanings.

143 posted on 04/01/2009 8:48:49 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: sionnsar

Snowing in downtown Seattle...


144 posted on 04/01/2009 10:09:49 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (HOPE and CHANGE? More like BAIT and SWITCH.)
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To: A_cool_guy
WHat about this?
145 posted on 04/01/2009 10:32:40 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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To: All
a man goes to buy a horse. The stable keeper instructs him that to make it go faster yell few! To make it go slow yell WHOA!

He tried it out, went out riding yelling few! few! few! the horse was running fast but then came upon a giant cliff. He forgot how to stop and started yelling NO! STOP! DONT! WHOA!!

He stopped just at the edge of the cliff and said phew! That was close...

146 posted on 04/01/2009 10:35:28 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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To: bobaloobob

”brothers and sisters have I none ...but the father of this man...is my father’s son.”

Is he the Babydaddy?


147 posted on 04/01/2009 10:41:29 AM PDT by Law is not justice but process
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To: Darksheare
I think you'll like this one...
148 posted on 04/01/2009 10:42:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: upsdriver

The last panel should have had the King say “Tax him!”


149 posted on 04/01/2009 10:44:01 AM PDT by Law is not justice but process
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To: A_cool_guy

obummer!


150 posted on 04/01/2009 10:46:50 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules ("We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Ugh.
We have your wind....


151 posted on 04/01/2009 10:49:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Don’t mess with Mother Nature!


152 posted on 04/01/2009 10:53:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

*sigh*
I kilted it.

:o()


153 posted on 04/01/2009 10:54:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Or zombie ice crystals either apparently.


154 posted on 04/01/2009 10:54:28 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse

This it when it pays to have a snow blower.


155 posted on 04/01/2009 10:55:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Or at least a big ol’ can of Morton salt.


156 posted on 04/01/2009 11:10:33 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse

Or coal dust....that’s what was used in my home town.


157 posted on 04/01/2009 11:27:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Darksheare

Oi, Darks!


158 posted on 04/01/2009 12:46:51 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick

My story was still rejected because of no break in the lines. OI!


159 posted on 04/01/2009 12:48:16 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: SandyInSeattle
Snowing in downtown Seattle...

There was plenty of snow in the rain on my drive into Redmond this morning.

160 posted on 04/01/2009 12:48:39 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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