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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob
I’m not sure about playing cards with you, Bob ...
But anyway, we have choir practice.
1,441
posted on
04/15/2009 3:33:00 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Pippin
"I’m not sure about playing cards with you, Bob ..." Possibly you have read somewhere about a technique for guaranteeing that you cannot lose at strip poker.
1,442
posted on
04/15/2009 3:37:36 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
1,443
posted on
04/15/2009 3:39:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin
1,444
posted on
04/15/2009 3:43:22 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
To: NicknamedBob
Hi Bob!
I didn't make it to Annapolis because it was too nasty and rainy out there.
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
I mean...what could you lose? ;oþ
1,447
posted on
04/15/2009 3:54:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: sionnsar
To: Pippin
1,449
posted on
04/15/2009 3:54:54 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Lakeshark
They are torturing me about kilts on the DD thread again!
OY!, Welllllll, I say "they" I really mean Sharkey!
To: Monkey Face
Hi Sis!
Mom told me to tell you that she still goes to the chiropractor every 2 weeks, and her next appointment is tomorrow.
She also said to tell you that she's still walking, and living on her own at 86.
*smootch*
1,451
posted on
04/15/2009 4:08:54 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
1,452
posted on
04/15/2009 4:10:00 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick
Did any of you make it to a Tea Party today?
1,453
posted on
04/15/2009 4:12:19 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
LOL!
Tell her I said “thanks!”
*HUG*
I’m going to bed. I’m cold and getting cranky.
*smooch*
1,454
posted on
04/15/2009 4:13:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I KNEW there would be someone who knew what I was saying!
LOL!
*HUG*
1,455
posted on
04/15/2009 4:14:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
The Spanish pirate meets the Somali staff?
1,456
posted on
04/15/2009 4:14:41 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I was going to go to the one in Annapolis but it was just too much rain and I would have had to take a bus and it’s about 10 miles from where I live to Annapolis.
To: fanfan
I watched some of it on FOX. We had one here (Henderson) for most of the day, but I didn’t get to it. Too cold. And I wasn’t feeling all that well, anyway. I don’t do too well standing. Especially in crowds.
1,458
posted on
04/15/2009 4:16:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
OK.
She said “tell her to go.”
:-)
Have a good night.
1,459
posted on
04/15/2009 4:16:47 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
“Thanks, Ma!”
See you later!
1,460
posted on
04/15/2009 4:17:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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