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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
If you think it will help, Wednesday can bite you!
1,421
posted on
04/15/2009 12:35:48 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
I could deal with that.
:o]
1,422
posted on
04/15/2009 12:56:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
Well, my day just improved. Finished the powerpoint for next week’s presentation.
1,423
posted on
04/15/2009 1:10:43 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
1,424
posted on
04/15/2009 1:13:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
believe it or not, i got the "tail end charley" of my stuff yesterday afternoon, so that MaryBeth (my CPA) COULD file it - some smaller charities have only 1 or 2 paid staff & they have a LOT of letters to get out = mine was one of those - an AmerIndian boarding school.
free dixie SMOOCH,sw
1,425
posted on
04/15/2009 2:03:32 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Monkey Face
Good! Now you can relax! I did -- for a while. Then I got deep into trip preparations... preparing for two trips. Watching Denver traffic because right about 48 hours from now I'll be heading off to the airport.
But it might not matter. Possibly heavy snow is in the forecast, starting Thursday night and continuing through Friday. That could mess a lot of things up.
1,426
posted on
04/15/2009 2:30:17 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
But I have my plans, reservations and maps for both Denver and Helsinki printed. *\:-) Oops. Need to reconfirm the bus to Helsinki...
1,427
posted on
04/15/2009 2:32:47 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
To: Tax-chick
Well, they did drag a crash cart into the room on one occasion.
1,429
posted on
04/15/2009 2:47:59 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Well, your hair IS over your sinuses.
But only by altitude.
*sorry!*
Hope you feel better.
1,430
posted on
04/15/2009 2:49:11 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Pippin
1,431
posted on
04/15/2009 2:49:54 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Oops. Need to reconfirm the bus to Helsinki... A near disaster averted. The bus from the airport does NOT go into the bus station by the hotel. It stops several blocks further east. These street names are hard to read, too.
1,432
posted on
04/15/2009 2:53:18 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; callisto; Grizzled Bear; ...
1,433
posted on
04/15/2009 2:55:49 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: sionnsar
I have a joke for you, it came from a Catholic bulliten I was reading.
Q: Did you know it was a sin for women to make coffee?
A: It's in the Bible....ever heard of "He Brews"?
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; Danae; ...
Mid-month ping!!!
All hands on deck!
1,435
posted on
04/15/2009 2:59:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Pippin
Did you know Satan was a woman?
It says in the Bible that he was a broad in the land....
*ducking*
1,436
posted on
04/15/2009 3:06:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick
"All hands on deck!" Never mind that. Just deal the cards.
And none of that "One-Eyed Jacks" nonsense.
1,437
posted on
04/15/2009 3:10:50 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
I was going to say...”and feet, too!”
But never mind.
Hi, Bob!
1,438
posted on
04/15/2009 3:14:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin
Hi, ‘Face! Hi, Pippin!
We had a bit of raw, nasty weather here today too. At one point in the afternoon, the constant raindrops were coming down slushy.
As a consequence of that, I am supplementing our heat again. I figure, if I can support the money fireplace in the White House, I can feed the green plants some more airborne fertilizer as well.
1,439
posted on
04/15/2009 3:23:53 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
I agree!
Send some heat my way, too, will you? *brrrr*
1,440
posted on
04/15/2009 3:25:22 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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