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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

If you think it will help, Wednesday can bite you!


1,421 posted on 04/15/2009 12:35:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

I could deal with that.
:o]


1,422 posted on 04/15/2009 12:56:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, my day just improved. Finished the powerpoint for next week’s presentation.


1,423 posted on 04/15/2009 1:10:43 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Good! Now you can relax!


1,424 posted on 04/15/2009 1:13:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face
believe it or not, i got the "tail end charley" of my stuff yesterday afternoon, so that MaryBeth (my CPA) COULD file it - some smaller charities have only 1 or 2 paid staff & they have a LOT of letters to get out = mine was one of those - an AmerIndian boarding school.

free dixie SMOOCH,sw

1,425 posted on 04/15/2009 2:03:32 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Monkey Face
Good! Now you can relax!

I did -- for a while. Then I got deep into trip preparations... preparing for two trips. Watching Denver traffic because right about 48 hours from now I'll be heading off to the airport.

But it might not matter. Possibly heavy snow is in the forecast, starting Thursday night and continuing through Friday. That could mess a lot of things up.

1,426 posted on 04/15/2009 2:30:17 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face

But I have my plans, reservations and maps for both Denver and Helsinki printed. *\:-) Oops. Need to reconfirm the bus to Helsinki...


1,427 posted on 04/15/2009 2:32:47 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

Helloooooooooooooo!


1,428 posted on 04/15/2009 2:44:51 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Tax-chick

Well, they did drag a crash cart into the room on one occasion.


1,429 posted on 04/15/2009 2:47:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Well, your hair IS over your sinuses.
But only by altitude.
*sorry!*

Hope you feel better.


1,430 posted on 04/15/2009 2:49:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin

Helloo...


1,431 posted on 04/15/2009 2:49:54 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar
Oops. Need to reconfirm the bus to Helsinki...

A near disaster averted. The bus from the airport does NOT go into the bus station by the hotel. It stops several blocks further east. These street names are hard to read, too.

1,432 posted on 04/15/2009 2:53:18 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; callisto; Grizzled Bear; ...
All bow before the might of theBacon Thermal Lance.
1,433 posted on 04/15/2009 2:55:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar
I have a joke for you, it came from a Catholic bulliten I was reading.

Q: Did you know it was a sin for women to make coffee?

A: It's in the Bible....ever heard of "He Brews"?

1,434 posted on 04/15/2009 2:57:17 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; Danae; ...

Mid-month ping!!!
All hands on deck!


1,435 posted on 04/15/2009 2:59:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Pippin

Did you know Satan was a woman?

It says in the Bible that he was a broad in the land....
*ducking*


1,436 posted on 04/15/2009 3:06:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick
"All hands on deck!"

Never mind that. Just deal the cards.

And none of that "One-Eyed Jacks" nonsense.

1,437 posted on 04/15/2009 3:10:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

I was going to say...”and feet, too!”
But never mind.

Hi, Bob!


1,438 posted on 04/15/2009 3:14:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; Pippin

Hi, ‘Face! Hi, Pippin!

We had a bit of raw, nasty weather here today too. At one point in the afternoon, the constant raindrops were coming down slushy.

As a consequence of that, I am supplementing our heat again. I figure, if I can support the money fireplace in the White House, I can feed the green plants some more airborne fertilizer as well.


1,439 posted on 04/15/2009 3:23:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

I agree!
Send some heat my way, too, will you? *brrrr*


1,440 posted on 04/15/2009 3:25:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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