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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
actually, i'm convinced that BHO is an out & out FASCIST, who will try to be "Juan Peron". sadly for HIM/us, Michelle is UNABLE/incompetent to play "Evita". (no class, poor posture & little common sense, when it comes to proper behavior.)

i do NOT see good things ahead for the republic for the next 3.75 years. it's going to be a "hard row to hoe", imVho.

free dixie,sw

1,401 posted on 04/14/2009 9:53:06 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Tax-chick
THANKS for posting this. that cat looks like my "Thomas Boy", who for the last 2 decades has pursued his mice in the clouds.(Thomas made Morris look "UN-finicky" & "easily pleased".)

free dixie HUGS,sw

1,402 posted on 04/14/2009 9:57:11 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie

Hey, sw!
If BHO is another Juan Peron, he would have to be a child molester. Michelle is ... a disgrace.

My Sioux/Comanche heritage is great enough (at this level) to know that logic, in the Zero House, is non-existent.

And why are you up so late, sw?


1,403 posted on 04/14/2009 9:59:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: stand watie
Someone gets a kitteh in the morning. This one is about the same color as yesterday's, but bigger.

My old Agnes liked computers, too:


1,404 posted on 04/15/2009 4:23:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face

Gotta love that popping “Fwip” noise when that happens.


1,405 posted on 04/15/2009 5:51:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Absolutely.


1,406 posted on 04/15/2009 6:13:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Heard it oncece, got to see it.
The tech held the hypospray crooked, actuated it while it was at an angle.
“Fwip”.
What a mess.


1,407 posted on 04/15/2009 6:16:38 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

A klutz with a needle is bad enough!


1,408 posted on 04/15/2009 6:18:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

tagline


1,409 posted on 04/15/2009 6:19:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Exremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah!
My revenge is my trick blood pressure.
I get stuck, my BP crashes, and I hit the floor.


1,410 posted on 04/15/2009 6:20:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

I’m sure that gets their attention!


1,411 posted on 04/15/2009 6:30:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Exremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

Good morning, kiddies.
The wind blew so much and stirred up so much gunk that I now have a sinus headache. On top of that is a migraine. On top of THAT is my hair. And even that hurts.
And I have to go get a new cable box. :o[
But I’ll do that a little later.


1,412 posted on 04/15/2009 7:37:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

I guess washing your hair wouldn’t help ...


1,413 posted on 04/15/2009 7:41:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry for the way the day has started...


1,414 posted on 04/15/2009 8:29:45 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Tax-chick

At this point, I would settle for washing my head out. ;o]


1,415 posted on 04/15/2009 8:57:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: sionnsar

If it starts bad, it will end good! Well, except for the wind. *sigh*


1,416 posted on 04/15/2009 8:58:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Pat could come over with his skull drill. He loves doing first aid!


1,417 posted on 04/15/2009 9:09:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Monkey Face
what makes you think that he's NOT??? (Mussolini was one, too.)

i was up "messing with" my tax stuff (filed now, thank heaven) & making "snarling/growling noises" at how much MORE i had to pay!!!!

free dixie SMOOCHIES,sw

1,418 posted on 04/15/2009 9:11:41 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Tax-chick

I suspect that would feel better if for no other reason than a diversion!


1,419 posted on 04/15/2009 9:57:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: stand watie

Well, that’s a point!
I always got my taxes done as soon after the first of the year as I could. I dread waiting.


1,420 posted on 04/15/2009 10:00:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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