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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
actually, i'm convinced that BHO is an out & out FASCIST, who will try to be "Juan Peron". sadly for HIM/us, Michelle is UNABLE/incompetent to play "Evita". (no class, poor posture & little common sense, when it comes to proper behavior.)
i do NOT see good things ahead for the republic for the next 3.75 years. it's going to be a "hard row to hoe", imVho.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/14/2009 9:53:06 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Tax-chick
THANKS for posting this. that cat looks like my "Thomas Boy", who for the last 2 decades has pursued his mice in the clouds.(Thomas made Morris look "UN-finicky" & "easily pleased".)
free dixie HUGS,sw
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posted on
04/14/2009 9:57:11 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: stand watie
Hey, sw!
If BHO is another Juan Peron, he would have to be a child molester. Michelle is ... a disgrace.
My Sioux/Comanche heritage is great enough (at this level) to know that logic, in the Zero House, is non-existent.
And why are you up so late, sw?
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posted on
04/14/2009 9:59:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: stand watie
Someone gets a kitteh in the morning. This one is about the same color as yesterday's, but bigger.

My old Agnes liked computers, too:
1,404
posted on
04/15/2009 4:23:22 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
Gotta love that popping “Fwip” noise when that happens.
1,405
posted on
04/15/2009 5:51:33 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
1,406
posted on
04/15/2009 6:13:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Heard it oncece, got to see it.
The tech held the hypospray crooked, actuated it while it was at an angle.
“Fwip”.
What a mess.
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posted on
04/15/2009 6:16:38 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
A klutz with a needle is bad enough!
1,408
posted on
04/15/2009 6:18:22 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
1,409
posted on
04/15/2009 6:19:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Exremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
Yeah!
My revenge is my trick blood pressure.
I get stuck, my BP crashes, and I hit the floor.
1,410
posted on
04/15/2009 6:20:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I’m sure that gets their attention!
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posted on
04/15/2009 6:30:15 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Exremism today?)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
Good morning, kiddies.
The wind blew so much and stirred up so much gunk that I now have a sinus headache. On top of that is a migraine. On top of THAT is my hair. And even that hurts.
And I have to go get a new cable box. :o[
But I’ll do that a little later.
1,412
posted on
04/15/2009 7:37:02 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
I guess washing your hair wouldn’t help ...
1,413
posted on
04/15/2009 7:41:36 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Monkey Face
Sorry for the way the day has started...
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posted on
04/15/2009 8:29:45 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick
At this point, I would settle for washing my head out. ;o]
1,415
posted on
04/15/2009 8:57:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: sionnsar
If it starts bad, it will end good! Well, except for the wind. *sigh*
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posted on
04/15/2009 8:58:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
Pat could come over with his skull drill. He loves doing first aid!
1,417
posted on
04/15/2009 9:09:39 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Monkey Face
what makes you think that he's NOT??? (Mussolini was one, too.)
i was up "messing with" my tax stuff (filed now, thank heaven) & making "snarling/growling noises" at how much MORE i had to pay!!!!
free dixie SMOOCHIES,sw
1,418
posted on
04/15/2009 9:11:41 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Tax-chick
I suspect that would feel better if for no other reason than a diversion!
1,419
posted on
04/15/2009 9:57:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: stand watie
Well, that’s a point!
I always got my taxes done as soon after the first of the year as I could. I dread waiting.
1,420
posted on
04/15/2009 10:00:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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