Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Good! Then when I see a UFO type alien I’ll just say which leader do you want me to take you to? LOL!
Food for thought?
Thanks Anoreth.
Please tell her I’m planning to going prostrate on the sofa myself.
Have a great night.
:-)
A FReeper Friend mf mine who's English sent me liqour filled chocolate "kegs"
If you don't hear from me for a while you'll know why! ;o)
Have a Happy and Blessed Easter!
YEAH!!!
"loading up" that railing reminds me of a tale that my grandfather used to tell:=======>
when i was a young man in the 1890s, i once saw a Texas cowpoke take off every stitch of his clothes & went and jumped into a bunch of Spanish dagger & prickly pear cactus. i asked him what possessed him to do such a thing.
the young fellow said: It seemed like a right GOOD idea at the time!
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upon learning this, the leader of the group said:
"Take me to your ladder. it's been a LONG flight."
free dixie,sw
Don’t those jokes belong in the archeology forum?
One day, Jimmy “Peanut” Carter was looking for a call girl. He found 3 such ladies at a local lounge...a blonde, a brunette and a red head. To the blonde he asked, “how much will it cost to spend time with you?” The blonde replied $300.00. He asked the brunette the same, and she said $100.00. Then he asked the redhead, whos reply was as follows:
“Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep me warmer than my apartment & screw me the way you do the public...believe me, it won’t cost you a damn cent!!!”
rotflmRao.
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LOL!
While we're speaking of Aliens and I just watched on YouTube The newest Dr Who Episode, I just had to have a go at this one
What do you call a miser on Gallifrey? (It's not Obama!)
Dime Lord of the Rings (in his nose)
The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln appeared.
Obama asked why he was there
Lincoln replied "I came to set the slaves free again"
Obama was puzzled "What slaves?"
The ones you think you're helping by tying thier hands and cutting off thier dreams.
Who are they asked Obama
The American people!
Obama screamed and Lincoln disappeared saying he's going to his "room" now.
He make's a good peanutbutter and balogna sandwich!
And I quote: "Post some good jokes" -- The Thread Title ...
I rest my case.
(By the way, I know at least one that is older than you are, but this is said to be a "Family Thread", whatever that means.)
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two female jihadis are preparing for their suicide mission. looking in the mirror, one looks at the other & says:
"Does this belt make me look FAT???"
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