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Cheat hubby's willy severed (Discovered in flagrante delicto, wife lets her incisors do the talking)
The Sun (U.K.) / Various ^
| March 22, 2009
Posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:09 PM PDT by Stoat
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:50:10 PM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
More reasons not to get Russian women angry ping
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:50:38 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: Stoat
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:52:11 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: JRios1968
Feminists just eat up stories like this.
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:52:32 PM PDT
by
Luke21
To: Stoat
That’ll learn him, durn him!
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:54:46 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Stoat
I suppose this could be described as an organic Bobbit procedure.
(for those of you who are too young, google John & Lorena Bobbitt)
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:57:12 PM PDT
by
wildbill
( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
To: Stoat
Single, celibate, (sober) and solvent remain the goals through mid 2012....... Avoids little life-altering situations like this....
/johnny
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posted on
03/23/2009 9:57:18 PM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: Stoat
Don’t you just hate it when stuff like this happens.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:00:23 PM PDT
by
Westlander
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
To: JRandomFreeper
johnny likes being boring.../sc
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:00:49 PM PDT
by
tflabo
To: Stoat
Started out like a Penthouse Forum letter. Ended up like a letter to the Journal of Emergency Medicine.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:04:40 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: tflabo
I don't think Mikey's going to have too much excitement in his life past this last weekend. ;)
Boring can be good.
Call me a conservative.....
/johnny
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:05:30 PM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: Stoat
Now that is NOT the right way to do that!
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:09:27 PM PDT
by
krb
(Obama is a miserable failure.)
To: Kirkwood
Ended up like a letter to the Journal of Emergency Medicine. All I said wuz "HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS!" and the next thing I know folks from magazines was wantin' interviews.
Things to avoid in life. You've spotted it.
/johnny
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:09:47 PM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: Stoat
I wonder if they were able to re-attach his wedding tackle? Either that or Mikhail is now known as Stubby.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:09:49 PM PDT
by
sofaman
(Moses dragged us through the desert for 40 years to the one place in the ME with no oil - Golda Meir)
To: JRios1968
In Soviet Russia...Some things may not have changed too much....from the article:
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:12:13 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: sofaman
I wonder if they were able to re-attach his wedding tackle? Either that or Mikhail is now known as Stubby.From the article:
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhails willy had to be stitched back together.
In most cases like this that I've heard of, even if they are able to reattach things and it heals reasonably well, the patient's 'functionality' is never quite the same.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:16:17 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: krb
Now that is NOT the right way to do that!Such a shame that none of his rape victims had the opportunity to perform a "Kharitovonova" on him.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:25:42 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: Stoat
geez. It IS late. Right there in black & white & I missed it.
Thanks for pointing that out. Thankfully, I haven't heard of too many of these incidences, but I can't imagine that the old boy would be back to peak performance. With the number of blood vessels that are severed, not to mention the nerve damage, it doesn't seem like it would ... not that I have any medical knowledge whatsoever.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:29:21 PM PDT
by
sofaman
(Moses dragged us through the desert for 40 years to the one place in the ME with no oil - Golda Meir)
To: Stoat
TMI
Oh.....TMI
Gotta sleep tonight.
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:30:49 PM PDT
by
WomBom
(I wonder if my gear is down? We would have touched by now.......Right?)
To: Stoat
>
...to perform a "Kharitovonova" on him Wow, long name... that's a mouthful...
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posted on
03/23/2009 10:31:38 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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