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Cheated wife chews off man's manhood Metro.co.uk

1 posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:10 PM PDT by Stoat
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
More reasons not to get Russian women angry ping
2 posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:38 PM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Stoat

In Soviet Russia...


3 posted on 03/23/2009 9:52:11 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Stoat

That’ll learn him, durn him!


5 posted on 03/23/2009 9:54:46 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: Stoat

I suppose this could be described as an organic Bobbit procedure.

(for those of you who are too young, google John & Lorena Bobbitt)


6 posted on 03/23/2009 9:57:12 PM PDT by wildbill ( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
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To: Stoat
Single, celibate, (sober) and solvent remain the goals through mid 2012....... Avoids little life-altering situations like this....

/johnny

7 posted on 03/23/2009 9:57:18 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: Stoat

Don’t you just hate it when stuff like this happens.


8 posted on 03/23/2009 10:00:23 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Stoat

Started out like a Penthouse Forum letter. Ended up like a letter to the Journal of Emergency Medicine.


10 posted on 03/23/2009 10:04:40 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Stoat

Now that is NOT the right way to do that!


12 posted on 03/23/2009 10:09:27 PM PDT by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: Stoat

I wonder if they were able to re-attach his wedding tackle? Either that or Mikhail is now known as Stubby.


14 posted on 03/23/2009 10:09:49 PM PDT by sofaman (Moses dragged us through the desert for 40 years to the one place in the ME with no oil - Golda Meir)
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To: Stoat

Lorena Bobbitt is watching and learning new tricks.


23 posted on 03/23/2009 10:48:45 PM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: Stoat

Do NOT try this at home!


30 posted on 03/23/2009 11:21:09 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail..... Obama=Failure in Chief with the Audacity of Dope.....)
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To: Stoat

Bet Russian bride visa traffic drops precipitously after this one.


31 posted on 03/23/2009 11:21:33 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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To: Stoat

And all I did was hit my husband with a hammer. Like Mom always said “Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where its been”.


32 posted on 03/24/2009 12:21:00 AM PDT by BruceysMom
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To: Stoat; All

Jeez ... I HATE when that happens (reflexively grabbing crotch) !!!


33 posted on 03/24/2009 1:10:35 AM PDT by Lmo56
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To: Perdogg

Ping...unbearable appetite!


34 posted on 03/24/2009 4:51:56 AM PDT by Tainan (Where's my FOF Indicator?)
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To: Allegra; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
MANGLED GENITALS PING

36 posted on 03/24/2009 7:03:08 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Stoat
Once bitten, twice forever shy!
37 posted on 03/24/2009 7:44:16 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Stoat

This is sexual assault. N.O.W. pretends things like this don’t happen.


38 posted on 03/24/2009 8:17:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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