I wonder if they were able to re-attach his wedding tackle? Either that or Mikhail is now known as Stubby.
From the article:
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail’s willy had to be stitched back together.
In most cases like this that I've heard of, even if they are able to reattach things and it heals reasonably well, the patient's 'functionality' is never quite the same.