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How Beer Works
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/how_beer_works.html ^
Posted on 01/02/2009 4:34:01 PM PST by navysealdad
Things seem to look better after a few.
Now researchers have finally proved that beauty is in fact in the eye of the beer holder, rather than the beholder. According to a new study, people do appear more attractive to both sexes when they've had a drink and have their 'beer goggles' on.
(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beer; goggles; nectarofthegods
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Funny Video
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:37:32 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: navysealdad
They should have a “next morning on the pillow next to you” video...
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:38:00 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: freedumb2003
To: navysealdad
Attraction increases exponentially to the amount of beer and proximity to the bar’s closing time.
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:39:30 PM PST
by
AU72
To: navysealdad; Eaker; TheMom
According to a new study, people do appear more attractive to both sexes when they've had a drink and have their 'beer goggles' on. They appear more like meat-puppets to me.
Maybe I have worn out my goggles.
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:40:36 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Where my PIE at, fool?)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:41:33 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Most Animals protect their babies. Palestinians kill their babies.)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:41:45 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: humblegunner
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:42:52 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Most Animals protect their babies. Palestinians kill their babies.)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:43:04 PM PST
by
SIDENET
("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:45:50 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
(The New York Times is a Communist Kamikaze.)
To: BenLurkin
Image stolen and will be used without attribution!
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:46:44 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: navysealdad
Cliff Clavin’s (from Cheers) Buffalo Theory about beer-
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the “ Buffalo theory” to his buddy Norm:
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:46:49 PM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Grace = unmerited favor; Mercy = punishment withheld)
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: BenLurkin
A good friend of mine rates women on the basis of how many beers it would take before they are (ahem) “good looking.”
No Beers = Supermodel
24 Beers = Helen Thomas
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:48:47 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Most Animals protect their babies. Palestinians kill their babies.)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:50:00 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: navysealdad; All
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:50:28 PM PST
by
musicman
To: navysealdad
Careful. It could be a trap!
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:52:02 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:53:34 PM PST
by
ETL
(Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
To: humblegunner; TheMom
Things seem to look better after a few.Things seem to look the same after refreshments for some too.
You be the man "humblegunner" and you be the babe "TheMom" until Eaker come's home? /snort
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posted on
01/02/2009 4:54:38 PM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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