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To the moon, troll, to the moon!

Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR

Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.

It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)

Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.

I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.


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To: sionnsar

:o])


281 posted on 11/30/2008 5:23:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.)
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To: Monkey Face

*\;-)


282 posted on 11/30/2008 5:33:01 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: Monkey Face
I have a sore throat and fever but I didn't think I was projecting across the county.

Sorry!

283 posted on 11/30/2008 6:06:17 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Faith Manages. I consider myself a bit of a purist, and proud of it.)
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To: sionnsar

I see, just a little.


284 posted on 11/30/2008 6:51:11 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Those who live by the sword get shot.)
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To: ThomasThomas

*\;^)


285 posted on 11/30/2008 6:52:51 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: fanfan
"If I were JFK, I would have wanted a nice cottage on the moon. With an airstrip."

The best real estate on the moon is at the North or South Pole. There you can run a solar collector up a flagpole and receive solar energy twenty-four hours a day, (except for Earth eclipses).

I'd have a statue of Atlas in my front yard, that I could see from my living room window, and it would look like he was holding Earth on his back.

I'm a sucker for fine art.

But the best location for an "airstrip" is the very center of Nearside. There you can erect a "beanstalk" and take the elevator up to space.

286 posted on 11/30/2008 6:54:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I'm thinking about all the free time I'll have now that I won't have to watch the news anymore.)
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To: fanfan
If I were JFK, I would have wanted a nice cottage on the moon.

I get it! Since the moon is made out of cheese, you are making a cottage cheese joke!

Ha! Ha! Ha!


287 posted on 11/30/2008 7:05:19 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proud author of abstract semi-religious dogmatic hoooey with a decidedly fringe feel.)
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To: All

Good night, all.


288 posted on 11/30/2008 7:05:28 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: Lazamataz; fanfan

It’s no good without crackers.


289 posted on 11/30/2008 7:14:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I'm thinking about all the free time I'll have now that I won't have to watch the news anymore.)
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To: woofie

Who mooned you?


290 posted on 11/30/2008 7:15:36 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Swordmaker

Kennedy did insist upon and initiate the plan, and then was killed when it was in its very early stages. That was his total connection with it.


291 posted on 11/30/2008 7:17:00 PM PST by AmericanVictory
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To: Shelayne; sionnsar; Monkey Face
I report, you decide ...

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292 posted on 11/30/2008 7:32:28 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I'm thinking about all the free time I'll have now that I won't have to watch the news anymore.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I saw that movie!

293 posted on 11/30/2008 8:44:24 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Those who live by the sword get shot.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Good morning! The rain has stopped. Maybe we’ll see the sun today.


294 posted on 12/01/2008 3:56:30 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: CHR
4lbs of stupid in a 1lbs sack...

Enjoy the rest of your Zot!!!

295 posted on 12/01/2008 4:31:25 AM PST by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good morning to you, too.


296 posted on 12/01/2008 5:01:15 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: CHR

LOL. Gotta do better thna that. This is not ATS.


297 posted on 12/01/2008 5:06:00 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: mad_as_he$$

298 posted on 12/01/2008 5:07:57 AM PST by Tax-chick ("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
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To: Tax-chick

The weather map shows your area being clear, but snow in the mountains to the west.

Any skiers in your bunch?


299 posted on 12/01/2008 5:11:00 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I'm thinking about all the free time I'll have now that I won't have to watch the news anymore.)
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To: CHR

Somewhere a clock is missing its cuckoo.


300 posted on 12/01/2008 5:12:51 AM PST by kanawa
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